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Andrew Klein

@ASargusKlein

library signage czar | book design prof | queer, he/him

 Baltimore.
Joined August 2009
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phantéau@_wangwe17h
The first time hearing your friend on a work call is hilarious. Because what are you talking about? Who is that? Are there people who actually listen to you when you’re speaking like this? Are you important?
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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situationship dropped a huge banger
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Linda Dong 🍉
@lindadongNov 1
We are everyone’s favorite moral dilemma!
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Our local bakery (Panera bread)
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@FatherPhiOct 29
new copy pasta just dropped
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Melavelle@malinborderlandOct 31
"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present
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Peli Grietzer@peligrietzerOct 31
Me to Keats when he gets to verse 3 of Ode on a Grecian Urn
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@WholesomeMemeOct 31
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Lincoln Michel@TheLincolnOct 31
"It was only a green light on the dock you SICK FUCK"
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@DiscussingFilmOct 30
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Tom Zohar@TomZoharOct 30
“It’s a remake of The Great Gatsby, Liz, except this time they solve crimes. I play Nicole ‘Nicky’ Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer”
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@DiscussingFilmOct 30
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Mathieu
@miniapeurOct 30
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henry the vacuum@henry_suxOct 30
yeah this is insane lmao
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@JeffPassanOct 29
The Milwaukee Brewers' championship was 57 years in the making -- and it came together in spectacular fashion. Free at ESPN, the inside story of how it happened, from a late July declaration to a bus that everyone boarded to a whole lot of rally heaters. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5029…
A closed-door meeting, the belief of an entire state and a World Series title at last: How Brewers...

A closed-door meeting, the belief of an entire state and a World Series title at last: How Brewers...

The 2026 Brewers fulfilled their mission -- and will never be forgotten.

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Liste@endlisteOct 27
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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The word ‘vermilion’ traces to the Late Latin ‘vermiculus,’meaning "kermes." Kermes are the dried bodies of insects used to produce this ancient red dye.
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I can’t really explain this, but onomatopoeically vermillion should be a shade of green
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Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward
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@WBC24NewsOct 22
JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.
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John Attridge@John_AttridgeOct 19
The author is dead! (Crowd cheers) But the author function lives on (crowd boos) Rather than attributing the text to a single origin point, we as critics must map the complex web of institutions and power relations that constitute "authorship" (crowd yawns, disperses)
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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derek@brainedimageOct 16
Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips
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