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Alice Smithee 🌊⚖️ 🐝

@ASm1thee

Geek, occasionally makes stuff, consummate snarker... 🌳🦝🌌

Joined July 2018
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Meidas_Charise Lee (@charise_lee) profile pictureMeidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeNov 7
I wish John Lewis was here to see this. What a legacy!
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This 👇
👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 (@WonderKing82) profile picture👑 Mr. Weeks 👑@WonderKing8211h
Sounds about right.....
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"I voted 3rd party" = loser
eden • lovesick 🪽🫦 (@edentified_) profile pictureeden • lovesick 🪽🫦@edentified_Nov 3
"my vote doesn't matter" = loser "it doesnt affect me" = loser "both sides are bad" = loser "i don't have time" = loser "i voted red" = loser
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sick of bs 🪷 (@myself4_a) profile picturesick of bs 🪷@myself4_a19h
I’m not a “centrist” I’m a liberal, and I believe strongly in liberal values like human rights, healthcare, and a rejection of bigotry (including antisemitism) That’s why I despise Republicans and Leftists, because they are against those values
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Them AND Devin Nunez! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Covie (@covie_93) profile pictureCovie
@covie_9315h
They are all gone...
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I KNEW I liked her!
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US17h
South Carolina Sen.-Elect Annie Andrews Slams DSA as “Un-American and Unhinged,” Rejects Socialist Agenda
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Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) profile pictureNature Unedited
@NatureUneditedNov 9
When uncle lynx comes to visit
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GABRIEL 🪽 (@thegabriel72) profile pictureGABRIEL 🪽
@thegabriel7221h
bro could definitely wire a data center by himself
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Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) profile pictureCincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo22h
A cat is a cat when it comes to boxes! 🦁 📦
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Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) profile pictureNature Unedited
@NatureUneditedNov 9
Studies show that watching a beaver eating cabbage lowers stress levels by 15%
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Yeeeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye bye, Bobo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andrew Kaczynski (@KFILE) profile pictureAndrew Kaczynski
@KFILE16h
GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert will lose reelection to Democrat Eileen Laubacher in Colorado, CNN projects cnn.com/2026/11/09/politics/…
GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert will lose reelection to Democrat Eileen Laubacher in Colorado, CNN projects...

GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert will lose reelection to Democrat Eileen Laubacher in Colorado, CNN projects...

Retired Rear Adm. Eileen Laubacher, a Democrat, will flip Colorado’s 4th District, CNN’s Decision Desk projects, ending conservative firebrand Rep. Lauren Boebert’s tenure in Congress.

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OMG! Perfect!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ethical American (@AmericanEthical) profile pictureEthical American
@AmericanEthical20h
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) profile pictureChris Hayes
@chrislhayesNov 8
It quite literally might be the singlest funniest thing that has ever happened in politics, ever.
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Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnlNov 8
Post Election Ad
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Annalea 🪷🐝🌻 (@citizengatsby) profile pictureAnnalea 🪷🐝🌻
@citizengatsbyNov 9
“…and right now you are violently uninformed about how the United States Congress works.” 😭
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John Leguizamo (@JohnLeguizamo) profile pictureJohn Leguizamo
@JohnLeguizamoNov 8
Just sayin’ what you are thinking! 🤔
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𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲 (@m0ntilyett) profile picture𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲
@m0ntilyettNov 8
And that's why im withholding my vote from the Avengers, they need to earn my vote. And if that means 4 years of Hydra then so be it ✊️
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Awww... Did I hurt the poor widdle cosplay revolutionary's feelings??? teapawt.org/DatBoyVan3/status/2119…
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Aditya Sood (@adityasood) profile pictureAditya Sood
@adityasoodNov 8
Abdul El-Sayed: I am going to be JD Vance’s greatest nightmare and bully in the Senate. Dr. Annie Andrews: Hold my beer.
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