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Joined December 2011
StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Double it and pass it on to my homie @AUBZfoo
Do not quote retweet this or I will be forced to give people $42.0 or $420! This is not engagement farming, it’s 1am and I’m bored AF and we all deserve a 420 break! Do not quote retweet or you might get smashed with X Money
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
I'm old enough to remember how $ANSEM's mission was to flip PUMP And make pumpfun do the airdrop What changed @blknoiz06
a conversation happened in q4 2026 (no reply yet)
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
If you can’t tell I’m bullish on @ClutchMarkets I want to send an intern NFT to someone here on X (worth .07 $ETH currently) Tag 2 friends, RT, and be following @brentradess Will pick an additional person for 100 usdc as well randomly Winners picked in 48 hours
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
This is either absoutely amazing luck or sketchy as fark. 11 out of the 20 watches won went to Pump fun kols. Which one is it?
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Me and my last $25 on chain
POV: you’re a ethical person in crypto
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Are you guys using grokbot, muse, or dots? And what have you found to be the best uses?
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Tits or ass?
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Replying to @AUBZfoo
VIP section.
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Alright Bama fans, Name me a Alabama player. I’ll let you know if you’re getting in the Bama club or not.
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Bro, NFTs are abt to go through another blur holocaust event😭 BAYC: 621 ETH debt Pudgy: 502 ETH debt Mayc: 100 ETH debt Azuki: 100 ETH debt Now that Blur is shutting down, the debts are being called in The TRUE floor price for legacy NFT collections are about to be revealed
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
🍯🦡💨
Haines Cooks describes his biggest crypto trade “ I saw the kid from breaking bad k***** himself. I couldn’t find a coin so I deved it, bundled it and then shilled it. I was up 100x in a few minutes and I dumped it on my followers.” “Then @Pumpfun gave me 10 bands in call out rewards.”
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
I have wanted a @BoredApeYC PFP for 5+ years, and this is my first one. It means a lot and will never be sold but also needs to grow on me. Feels odd atm, and miss seeing that Gold Loser looking back while I post thoughts into the void that is my X timeline. Happy Red Devil
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
“Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes.”
— Nehemiah 4:14
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
🤝 Paid partnership
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Huge respect to my brothers trading memecoins. From the outside, it looks like easy money. Quick gains, screenshots, envy. Reality is 80% drawdowns in 72h, bags that never reclaim ATH, six- and seven-figure positions, and the constant battle between protecting capital and outperforming the market. I’ve been in memes since 2021. DOGE, SHIB, SafeMoon. Back then, fewer coins, simpler game. We were betting on the post-ICO fundamentals while most people thought we were crazy. Then came the euphoria, the collapse, and fortunes made and lost. People celebrate the wins. Nobody sees the tuition fees paid to the market. If you survived multiple cycles and came out profitable, you earned it. One last rule: never disclose your gains IRL. Nobody is calling you a GOAT at the family dinner. The applause exists on CT. In real life, large crypto gains attract envy, fake friends and unwanted attention. Officially, you’re in real estate. Stay low-key. Protect your capital. Protect your peace. Positive karma. Asymmetric bets. Good luck, brothers. 🤝
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
I miss when CT wasn’t full of turbo faggots
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A lot of coins look generationally bottomed here.
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
The complete opposite actually. Not a knock, NFT art is very important. NFTs will change the world! Art & PFPs just happen to be the first semi niche adopted use case, which also has monetarily and social driven layers. NFTs provide ownership of IP, immutable and permissionless with the correct smart contract code. All great things. Applied to the real world, NFT art will become a micro percent of larger mass adoption use cases. I love NFTs and art and everything they stand for but let’s not conflate the bigger picture.
The utility of an NFT is Art, anything else is a scam
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
i found an incredible trading hack whenever i am up considerably on a position, i take a screenshot, share it with my friends, and immediately sell it all the power of the screenshot causes the price to go down by ~31% on average and then i can buy the coin back if i want to
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StonedAlabamaHuman retweeted
Are you this old… NFTs were fun! Gonna run it all back. Where’s @BenArmstrongsX ?
You probably don’t remember this..
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