Army Vet & VFWer; Sports card, CD, and DVD hoarder; FANDOMS: HTTR, @Capitals; PASSIONS: 🥎, 🏐, 🎾, '80s-'00s wrestling, and 'chalk'; ❤️nearly all 🎶
Mesa, AZ via Chi-Town and NoVa
Joined December 2008
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Will ALWAYS have special places in my ❤️ for 🇧🇦&🇭🇷because of ancestry and deployment - hope to make it back to that part of the world someday!...#OpeningCeremony #Olympics #WinterOlympics #PyeongChang2018 @NBCSports @NBC @NBCOlympics @USArmy #Veteran 👊👌🍻🙏👏✌️👍🇺🇸
lawd never more wanted to be a finger
Alix Earle BEGGED her DAD and GRANDMA to stop listening to Call Her Daddy - right before admitting she tried a BUTT PLUG for the first time and LOVED it. 💀
Alex Cooper asked her to reveal a sexual secret she'd never shared online.
Alix immediately started worrying about her family hearing it.
“Dad, please, if you're listening, turn this off.”
“Earle family, mute this.”
“Oh my God, Dad, family, grandma, she watches everything I do.”
Then she finally revealed her secret.
“I recently, like within the past week, have experimented. I tried a butt plug for the first time. And I loved it.”
Alex: “Is your orgasm better?”
Alix: “Yes.”
“I'm just gonna stop talking. I've never talked remotely about any of this online.”
The fact that her GRANDMA watches everything she does makes this even crazier. 😭
Damn sure gonna be playin' some "November Rain" come Sunday, looking more and more like its gonna be a slobberknocker 🤞...💎🎵🔊
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396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
A new study found that about three in four deceased NFL players from 2008 to 2023 had CTE huffpost.com/entry/study-fin…
Who won the trade between the Bears and the Titans? ✍️
@BenjaminSolak and @SethWalder are grading every move ahead of the deadline here ➡️ spr.ly/6010BHWgHM
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Rest in peace, June Jones.
A pioneer of Offensive Football.
The Run & Shoot fundamentally changed the way the Pass Game is taught. It gave QB’s & WR’s the freedom to adjust routes and find space.
I’ll never forget staying up until 2am EST watching his Hawaii teams score 60+
Legend.
More soaking rain coming to Arizona this weekend!
Here's what you need to know to plan ahead:
abc15.com/weather/what-to-ex…
always figured she was a spitter...🤦🏻♂️
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
John retweeted
Most tackles for loss among NFL defensive tackles since 2021:
😤 Jeffery Simmons, CHI - 65
😤 Chris Jones, KC - 60
😤 Cameron Heyward, PIT - 57
😤 Quinnen Williams, DAL - 57
😤 DeForest Buckner, SF - 53
😤 Zach Sieler, MIA - 53
😤 Leonard Williams, SEA - 52
😤 Daron Payne, WAS - 51
😤 Jonathan Allen, CIN - 50
😤 Aaron Donald, LAR - 47
Chuck been doin' and sayin' some dumb shit lately, startin' to wonder...
Charles Barkley accuses LeBron James of disrespecting the national anthem awfulannouncing.com/nba/char…
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Looks like @VivekGRamaswamy had quite a warm welcome at his rally last night 👍
