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Retired Army 101st Airborne Infantryman. Pyro-technician for the #Vols. Carpenter by civilian trade. Shook Arnold Schwarzenegger & President W’s hand.

Knoxville, TN
Joined June 2010
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#NeylandNights Nothing like it in the world. @Vol_Football #VFL #VOLSPyroCrew
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Pit stop for supper @Whataburger on the way to see mom in the hospital. #ManBabyEzra
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We came into the Army together. Looked out for each other at 30th AG before Infantry school. Then we both came down on orders for the 101st Airborne Division. I remember us getting to Fort Campbell. I vividly remember us laughing when they assigned us as roommates in the barracks at 20th Replacement, and how the cadre called you “19 Letters” because they didn’t want to say “Solorzano-Valdovinos” every time. Then we both went to 1-506th Infantry Regiment, and then we both were assigned to Able Company, 2nd Platoon, as soon as we got to Iraq, and you went to 2nd Squad and I went to 1st Squad. Our careers paralleled each other from the time they started to the time they stopped. Pranks on Lough. Guitar Hero in the barracks. I remember you teaching me how to use an iPod in Iraq because my country ass had never even heard of one. Watching backyard wrestling videos of you from before the Army...and getting the absolute shit smoked out of us for getting caught multiple times by SSG Vickers and SSG Falk with Jäegermeister in the barracks. But I also remember you being the definition of a professional and one of the best soldiers I've ever been around. It's been a long 16 years, and I still think about you every day, and I always will. Maybe that's why you left before we did: to recon the area and make sure the LZ is safe for when we get there. SGT Diego Solorzano KIA 29 OCT 2010 Yahya Khel, Afghanistan Rest easy brother, and tread lightly through those streets in heaven, you've served your time in hell. See you on the High Ground. Love you, man. #SGTSoloDay
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No mercy. No brakes. Educate them to what they’ve done. #VFL #GBO #VOLSPyroCrew
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SSG Kenneth McAninch KIA 21 Oct 2010 Yahya Khel /FOB Sharana, OEF Miss ya and love ya, Mack. I'll see you again one day. Keep the boys in line up there until we can all party together again. #CURRAHEE
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press play ▶️ #GBO 🍊
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Enjoy what the last few seconds sounded like en Español. “Esta noche es de nosotros”😤 🍊#VamosVols Tennessee 26, Alabama 10
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A ONE, A TWO, A ONE TWO THREE🗣️
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Pyro Jesus retweeted
List of FBS players with at least 800 rushing yards and 10 rushing TDs 1. @deseanbishop @DoakWalkerAward // @Vol_Football
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sights and sounds from Rocky Top ⛰️ #GBO 🍊
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For generations, the Volunteer State has raised its right hand and said, “SEND ME.”
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holy smokes they got knowles to buss down
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We don’t give a damn about the whole state of Alabama. #GBO #VFL #VOLSPyroCrew
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Pyro Jesus retweeted
…until morale improves.
Flyover inside Neyland was 😮‍💨
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🔎 Knoxville brought the noise. The Secret Service brought the focus.
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WHAT A PUNT RETURN 🔥
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Time to find out who the real UT is 😏 We'll see you in Knoxville on Saturday for a showdown between Texas and Tennessee! 🔥
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See yall tomorrow. #VFL #GBO #VOLSPyroCrew
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It's (almost) time.
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