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@AboveAverageTom

Just another short cracker from 8B. Unleaded... mostly. Personal barista and house boy to the lovely @Shenanigans_luv 💍 @stonewallcraftworks on Instagram

 Bourbanistan, Texas
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Joined June 2008
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breathe@breatheawhileNov 1
These strawberry blonde marigolds were so fun this year.
A flower puff of red orange yellow held in hand.

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Jarhead
@Jarhead44Sep 29
I put a little smoke in the air today. 🍻
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@Jarhead44Sep 12
Today I'm going to get hammered and write a children's book.
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@Jarhead44Sep 10
I once banged a girl in a canoe on the Amazon River in Peru while drug lords shot at us. Memories.
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I won’t make that mistake again… *makes it
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@Jarhead44Aug 30
I found a really cool well to fall into. I'll update accordingly.
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Gonna turn this smoked pork butt into a chubby Tom
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I may have the personality of a slimy chicken breast maxi pad, but at least I'm not very bright
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Being Libertarian
@beinlibertarianMay 21
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@beinlibertarianMay 2
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That's our artisianal generational trauma. We make it in-house.
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In reality, soft close toilet seats only created loud close toilet seats.
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🎶 I can still hear you saying, shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep 🎶
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In loving memory of the thought I jotted down in the form of an acronym
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Being Libertarian
@beinlibertarianMar 7
How libertarians see election cycles
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*hanging upside down during my daily bat practice *Googles: "do inversion tables really work?"
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@Jarhead44Feb 6
In my twenties, I fought to survive. In your twenties now, you hope to God you don't have to change a tire.
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Being Libertarian
@beinlibertarian4 Dec 2025
I think these types have levels too
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Some people only appear in your life when they need to tell you you're doing something they don't like. Fuck those people.
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@LPNational30 Sep 2025
This is what real Criminal Justice Reform looks like
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