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馃帶 Ryan Cullen & Mark Nelson review a different movie every week, with plenty of non-movie comedy too. No need to have seen it鈥攋ust tune in for the laughs! 馃嵖馃幀

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined May 2023
CONGO | Absolute Cuts Podcast w/ Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen #145 This was just flat-out bizzare. Don't know what else you need. 馃帶 On Spotify & pod apps 馃摲 YouTube 馃Bonus episodes/Specials on our Patreon & Discord
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MIAMI VICE | Episode #143 Episode 143 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2006 mojito-ing, Ferrari driving, Go Fast boating classic Miami Vice. 馃帶 On Spotify & pod apps 馃摲 YouTube 馃Bonus episodes/Specials on our Patreon & Discord
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JURASSIC PARK| Episode #141 Ryan and Mark talk about what you would do if you trap skin in your zip, Nelson being attacked and why John Hammond absolutely did spare expense 馃帶 On Spotify & pod apps 馃摲 YouTube 馃Bonus episodes/Specials on our Patreon & Discord
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Since we missed a week for the public releases we've uploaded Green Street & a Patreon sneak episode in 'Thats my Boy' Join our Patreon 馃帶Spotify & most pod apps 馃帴On YouTube too
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THE FOOTBALL FACTORY| Episode #138 Mark & Ryan discuss the 2004 granny smashing, Chelsea booting, Zeberdeeing classic The Football Factory 馃帶 On Spotify & pod apps 馃摲 YouTube 馃Bonus episodes/Specials on our Patreon & Discord
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GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN' | Episode #137 Ryan and Mark talk about Christian Eriksen exploding, our holiday in Croatia and why every film should have a naked men fighting in the shower scene 馃帶 On Spotify & pod apps 馃摲 YouTube 馃Bonus episodes/Specials on our Patreon & Discord
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The Discord makes these horrific images that get me wrong. Nelson ain't that handsome either Con-Air episode is up BUT on our Patreon (approx 拢3 a month) we've already got next week's episode (Get Rich or die Tryin') along with a two part slaughtering of Bridget Jones Baby
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CON AIR | Episode #136 Ryan & Mark talk about Cullen's worst death for years, train suicides and who would be cast in a modern version of Con Air. 馃帶 On Spotify & pod apps 馃摲 YouTube 馃Bonus episodes/Specials on our Patreon & Discord access
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BLOODSPORT | Episode #135 Ryan and Mark talk about sober podcasters, removing skin tags & the greatest uppercut in cinema history 馃帶 On Spotify & pod apps 馃摲 YouTube 馃Bonus episodes/Specials on our Patreon & Discord access
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The Green Mile episode is out now on all the major pod apps
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Our live show at @AltitudeComedy with the amazing @paulisthejoker is available on Spotify/Youtube or wherever you get your pods! Our first ever live show recorded at the top of the Alps in Maryhofen, Austria. Yeah we were surprised as well. Enjoy
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STARSHIP TROOPERS | Episode #133 Ryan and Mark talk people not having kids, sex at JP Morgan and why this is one of the most intelligent films ever made 馃帶 On Spotify & pod apps 馃摲 YouTube 馃Bonus episodes/Specials on our Patreon & Discord access
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