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Convertible Bert

@AbstractLife

Success breeds enemies. Fuck winter, Team Rilla. Nigeria #MEC

 Kansas City, MO/Las Vegas
Joined September 2009
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My thoughts on the game: 1. A lot of Denver's scoring drives were helped by dumb penalties 2. I'd cut Caliendo tomorrow. He's worthless 3. I'd cut Butker tomorrow. He's worthless 4. I think Jaylon Moore did false start, sadly. 5. Be mad at Kingsley, not Andy
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We need legendary Patrick
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Butker is a funny dude😂😂😂
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😭😭😭😭😭
Fire Nick - Moni 🏈 🦅 🌈 🇵🇷😻 (@mmtorres34) profile pictureFire Nick - Moni 🏈 🦅 🌈 🇵🇷😻
@mmtorres3419h
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This mf'er missed the extra point lmaoo
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Gardner Minshew!!!!!
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The Bengals have given up 36 point to the...Titans?!?!
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If the Chiefs don't give a 3rd for Josh Downs yall gonna act like yall did when they didn't trade for Breece Hall last year, ain't yall?
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Rigg (Jame)s@Riggs1357986420Nov 1
Replying to @AbstractLife
@AbstractLife
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Let's get it #Halloween2026
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Halle Berry
@halleberryOct 31
she won ✨
Complex Style (@ComplexStyle) profile pictureComplex Style
@ComplexStyleOct 31
ZENDAYA CHANNELS HALLE BERRY FOR HALLOWEEN
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I would call the cops
NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) profile pictureNFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 31
Parents, PLEASE check your kids' Halloween candy after Trick-or-treating. Just found a Justin Herbert jersey inside my son’s bucket…some disgusting people out there.
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💀💀💀
🍰 (@gapjilreborn) profile picture🍰@gapjilrebornOct 30
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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My favorite album of all time
Melodies & Masterpieces (@SVG__Collection) profile pictureMelodies & Masterpieces
@SVG__CollectionOct 31
All-time favorite intro to an album? “Midnight Marauders” in my mind so hard to beat.
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Joy@joysaidthatOct 30
I think being a direct person makes people view you as confrontational… even though you mean well.
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I've been laughing at this video for 2 days. So damn funny😂😂
LakeShowYo (@LakeShowYo) profile pictureLakeShowYo
@LakeShowYoOct 29
Why they doing LeBron like this? 😭
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Give me more of this
Cadillac Chronicles (@CadillacChronTV) profile pictureCadillac Chronicles
@CadillacChronTVOct 29
So Layzie Bone came through with a generational classic #McDonaldspartner #ad #sponsored
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Oh wow😂😂😂
BetUS Casino & Sportsbook (@BetUS_Official) profile pictureBetUS Casino & Sportsbook
@BetUS_OfficialOct 30
Josh Jacobs is ready for HALLOWEEN 👻⛓️
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This could easily be a NFL tweet
Mostly WNBA Tweets  (@MostlyWNBA) profile pictureMostly WNBA Tweets @MostlyWNBAOct 29
Both teams think there's a conspiracy against them...you ever think the refs might just be ass? 💀
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