
'Fake titles for scholarly articles prove that God isn't dead.' ~ Nietzsche, 1898 (probably) // a @mattmorain production
in the footnotes somewhere
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"Vaginas need to be researched much more than they are!"
[another finger on the monkey paw curls] academic.oup.com/icb/article…
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🤬The 8th Annual Tucker Awards recognize excellence in swearing during 2022
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by @bgzimmer via @stronglang
Just learned about @TBQuarterly, "the literary magazine for the Taco Bell Arts and Letters," and I am *delighted.*
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'Christ fucking shit merde!' Language preferences for swearing among maximally proficient multilinguals.
Sociolinguistic Studies, 4 (3), 595-614.
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Academia: To get a job in this field, you must publish 100 articles and attend 50 conferences per year. Work 27 hours per day.
Academia: Also, everyone is going to be kind of mean to you.
Academia: Also, there are no jobs.
Academia: Why are young people leaving academia????
Everyone else who thought they had a clever title for their dissertation, step aside: tiktok.com/@lady_of_the_merc…
Oh she's on Twitter too! @WriterBowyer with the trilingual diss title: 'Askar to Æscas': The Ash as a Symbol of Life and Death in Old English and Norse Literature
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I hope everyone will enjoy my forthcoming article, "When the CEO is a tater on Twitter: Anthropomorphic Yammering in business communication."
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Heads up, all you oh-my-god-I-just-want-it-to-be-over dissertators.
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Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank:
Computer Science PhD: You may wear a T-Shirt to formal events.
Mathematics PhD: You must wear a T-Shirt to formal events.
Geology PhD: You get one gem heist. mcsweeneys.net/articles/less…
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So apparently a) otters like to juggle pebbles, and b) after carefully studying the behavior, c) a bunch of scientists are like lol we have no clue why they're doing this, FURTHER STUDY IS REQUIRED: royalsocietypublishing.org/d…
The title on the paper here is 💯
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A list of animal utterances, from the academic paper "What do animals say?" bit.ly/36c5hdR









