@AccountantPlant

CPA • Entrepreneur • #KeepPounding • Marvel Snap Player

 Carolinas
twitch.tv/plantdaccountant
Joined March 2011
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Plant Accountant retweeted
𓅓@ufw_Anomaly20h
Seeing me irl is rare im mostly a concept
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Supportive Guy@SupportiveDude15h
The Panthers got dressed and got to the stadium on time. You have to commend them for that.
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Not about to let football stress me out
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#KeepPounding but I felt like this was a trap game
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Oh let me turn this shit off
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Panthers defense taking the day off?
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I be fussing and crying about real life expenses, but imma find money for the green
Akira
@Akir_a997Oct 25
“I need to start saving more money” me on payday
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Knocked three client request before the games start. I’m gonna be a real problem after I truly get out this fog.
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Chatgpt be really cooking when you know how to use it
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Plant Accountant retweeted
Oh.@LieuRioluOct 24
Yo what could Japanese niggas POSSIBLY have done to France to piss them off this badly 😭
Bruce Whey@BWhey69Oct 23
Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable
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Where the AI note? 😭
The Will of Marco (マルコの意志)
@TheWillOfMarcoOct 24
Ain't no fucking way bro... 😭😭😭
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I wish I could keep this border 😭
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Plant Accountant retweeted
Luis Vercetti
@97VercettiOct 24
“why are you so quiet, what’s on your mind?” me:
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Imagine eating a great meal and right when you’re getting ready to swallow the food you spit it out instead. It’s like that.
✨✨Danielle✨✨
@dee_elleeaOct 23
Why do men prefer ejaculating inside the vagina rather than pulling out during sex?
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Fully embracing the Unc lifestyle
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Plant Accountant retweeted
Mavoj@maeveojOct 23
Me coming to twitter to report everything in my life to no one who cares
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😂😂😂😂😂
Blueprintsmb
@blueprintsmb22Oct 23
This is permanently in my top 5 video clips of all time. Gets me every time
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Happy Friday!
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