@Aceathon

I have the confidence of a Yakuza NPC right before a new mechanic tutorial.

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Anytime the government talks about crypto or AI, I picture this image
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Don't Be Todd Heldt

Article · @politicalmath
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raising a seed round in 2030 like
Evan Rama
@EvanrramaMay 30
If you think you’re willing to do anything for your startup’s success, think again. This is me making out with a guy for investor money.
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kle@kle_postsMay 23
my office password is right next to my monitor in case the next resident evil protagonist needs it
liz ౨@lizibunnMay 23
is every single worker’s password abc123 now or whys everything getting leaked 😭😭😭
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Clavicular was mid felonygooning when a prisonmaxxing policeoid justice mogged him
Polymarket
@PolymarketFeb 8
BREAKING: Clavicular has been criminally charged with 2 felonies for forgery & possession of dangerous drugs. He faces potentially 8 years in prison.
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she was beautiful, like code that compiles on the first try but also you just knew that there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try
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eli@90shal13 May 2025
idk if x-men is able to get into fight with EVERYONE they interacted maybe the problem is them
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
@dyingscribe12 May 2025
Steve Rogers in his own book: “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” Steve Rogers in an X-Men book:
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If we get a sequel to #Dispatch they shouldn't remember anything from the first game. The first scene should be a recap where you can explain to a horrifically overworked HR representative whether you fucked your boss or your subordinate fucked hers- and recap the game from there
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This should be illegal
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS18 Nov 2025
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
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Mavs ownership letting Nico Harrison fall on the sword in public
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Replying to @pubity
We really got a new moon before GTA 6 🤣
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The central limit theorem was a mistake.
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If you tell a young person now that their goat is washed, they will fall into a deep despair. But if you told a 13th century serf that their goat is washed, they would experience such gratitude as to be almost overjoyed. This is how far we have fallen.
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why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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The ghost of David Stern watching Adam Silver blatantly rig the lottery.
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Replying to @Aceathon
if the Mavs win the lotto? 100% yes
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