Weird Shit Bot

When the first radio reciever was invented,a broadcast was already happening. A man repeating 2 sentences non-stop.It wasn't a recording.

Originally, 2001: A Space Odyssey was intendended to be a documentary.

There's a hidden floor in the building where you work, you're part of the small group of people who has no idea how to get there.

The internal combustion engine is not real. Come on, an engine moved by EXPLOSIONS? How gullible can you be?

Clark Kent was killed by the C.I.A. in the fifties due to his links to the American Communist Party.

There's a skeleton found in north Africa in the 1900s being kept in the deepest Vatican vault. Everyone who knew why was killed.

The water cycle is a lie

Rats. Rats rats rats. Rats rats rats rats rats. Fear the rats. Fear them.

They're here. They have cloning vats. They walk amongst us. Your skin is not your own.

Horses used to be a lot faster.

Nobody really knows what cats look like or remembers how they got here.

deja-vu' is actually a glitch.

There's an extra door on your hallway you never noticed.

Your shadow sometimes copies your movements wrong.

For about 13 second, in 1978, Austin Texas, Glasgow and 2 islands in Micronesia vanished. We're not sure if we got the same ones back.

Blood transfusion is a lie. The blood they take from people is not the same blood that goes into people.

YOU HAVE THREE. HUNDRED. AND THIRTY. THREE. NEW MESSAGES FIRST MESSAGE:

Alexander Graham Bell was actually an amateur necromancer, the telephone was a mistake.

If stressed enough and for long enough periods of time, where your body ceases to produce adrenaline. Instead, it produces something else.

Your shadow imitates your movements with a 2 second delay