Mike Ronci

Patriots in control.

MAKING. AMERICA. GREAT. AGAIN.

MAKING. AMERICA. GREAT. AGAIN.

10 years ago tonight, the most gangsta moment in the history of Presidential Debates 💀

Jim, shut the fuck up. There is nothing to “clean up.” The steaming mountain of dishonest journalistic horseshit you people keep dumping into the public square and calling “reporting” is what needs a fucking flamethrower. Trump said gas prices were a small price to pay to keep America safe. He explained why: if Iran gets a nuclear weapon, Iran could take out an American city like Los Angeles or San Diego. Then he went right back to talking about gas prices coming down. That is the fucking sequence. Any functioning adult with a room-temperature IQ can understand it. Yet here comes Jim Acosta, professional context butcher and human clickbait machine, pretending Trump threatened to blow up Los Angeles and San Diego, because ten fucking years of humiliating yourself over selectively edited Trump clips still hasn’t taught you a goddamn thing. You know exactly what he said. You know exactly what he meant. You know Iran was the “they.” You know the “small price” was higher fucking gas prices. Spare everyone this pompous bullshit about people “sanitizing dangerous rhetoric.” You manufactured the dangerous rhetoric yourself by mangling the context, then strutted onto X acting like you uncovered Watergate. What a fucking clown show. This is the same tired scam your industry has run into the ground: amputate the setup, amputate the explanation, circulate the scary fragment, scream “TRUMP SAID WHAT?!,” then accuse anyone who provides the missing context of “normalizing” him. Journalism died screaming under this shit. Propaganda for morons, performed by arrogant hacks who assume their audience will never watch the entire fucking clip. And the funniest part is that WE CAN ALL HEAR IT. The tape exists, Jim. Your bullshit interpretation sits right beside it, rotting. So once again, millions of people get to watch the media lie to their fucking faces and then lecture them for noticing. Keep going. Every dishonest, context-stripped piece of shit like this does more to destroy trust in the media than Trump ever could. You smug hacks spent a decade wondering why nobody fucking believes you anymore. Look in the goddamn mirror.

If you’re wondering how our elections in America are always so close, like how Democrats pulled ahead in Virginia’s redistricting within a few percentage points, this is how Former CIA Operations Officer Gary Berntsen explains there are teams of people who rig our elections and keep the vote totals extremely close, by slim margins, so it’s believable and hard to prove fraud Lara Logan interviews Former CIA operations officer Gary Berntsen. He explains, in detail, how elections are being stolen in America He describes there are teams of statisticians, mathematicians, and hackers who map out every county and identify where margins can be quietly adjusted Different techniques are used in each location so nothing matches in a recount. When a 70-30 county becomes 68-32, nobody notices. But when you add up these differences across an entire state, those tiny amounts of fraud decide outcomes Both former CIA operations officer Gary Berntsen and author Ralph Pezzullo explain the strategy. They explain they don't flip the big blue cities. Instead they shave votes in the places no one ever audits “They know where they can find the dead people... Mm-hmm.” “They plan this, It's meticulous. It's meticulous. These guys are experts at this. It's not just a few guys in a back room. You're talking about hundreds of statisticians and engineers, and they work it, you know, for a year to plan and mathematicians and hackers.” “We had a map out of Colorado when we were talking to our engineers, the guys that designed it, that stole the elections. — We just go to every one place where Trump wins 70-30 and — Shaved it off. We shave in every other place. We don't go near a Democratic place, because when they wanna do recounts, they're gonna go to the Democratic places. They don't realize we shaved in every other committee. We know every other county. We know how to do this. And then in each of those things where they shave, they shave with a different technique in each one of those. So if you found something in, in one county, there's no continuity around the state that way. So this is why the Republicans are so much at fault, because they have the power and the ability to show in their areas they can allow access to the machines, they can allow access to the source code” People need to go to prison. Democrats are stealing elections nationwide in every county, in every state of America

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials. If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something... We already got it in. Like...GOT. IT. IN. We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun. We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough. We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer. We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field. INTO THE WOODS. Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass? And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm. That was TALENT. We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else. There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends. There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.” And we FOLLOWED MIKE. We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast. And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house. Eating pizza and watching movies. Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle. We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process. We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on. We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet. We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction. We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback. And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop. So yes...now we like being home. We like sweatpants. We like cancelling plans. We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending. We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table. We like being home by 8:17. And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?” Sleeping...we are sleeping. Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement. We already played, partied and danced on the bar. We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl. We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones. So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think: “God, you guys are boring.” Sweetheart...oh sweetheart. You are looking at retired legends. Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented. xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired