"No, we're not getting a cat. They lick themselves. With their tongue. That's nasty. Dogs never do that." #evesdroppingsubwaycouplearguments
Painted keys on the floor. Aka-Practical jokester husband from the 1800's instagr.am/p/W7c68cESbE/
the first two callers to NPR for their pope reaction called him gay or a child molester on national radio. #godblessamerica
Adam Deen retweeted
Hmm... survival job tips? RT @Mediabistro: Actor Lands 100 Jobs in One Year & Shares Job Hunting Advice mbist.ro/13RZSGx
The #2 dessert being baked in the #1 dessert. My ranking system doesn't have room for this. instagr.am/p/T4iHQqkSfv/
Adam Deen retweeted
To any men who have recently proposed, PLEASE start referring to your lady as "Fiancé Knowles"
Adam Deen retweeted
Dear media: Any way you could, JUST ONCE, not publicize the shooter's face & name, so as not to inspire more of these insects?
And after an entire truck load of props isn't used its time to rewrap, reload, repack. Just People with money making simple stuff hard




