Haha good grief… I love Jerry’s classic standup and Seinfeld is probably my favourite show of all time that I will quote until I die… but he really is such a miserable prick!
Jerry Seinfeld claims nobody actually cares how you are doing and admits he would never socialize if he wasn't married
"If I had not gotten married, I never would have gone anywhere with anyone"
"my wife has people over every night. I'm there. I dress nice... the second they walk in, give me a glass of white wine, and then I'm okay"
"a comedian is a host in a way. You're hosting that night for those people, and everything that happens in that room is to your design"
"I can't take the bullshit conversation. Let's talk about something. Let's get into something. 'How are you, how are you?' Who cares how anybody is?"
"What about couples dinners? To me, the couples dinner is arranged when one of you relates to one half of the other couple, and everybody else just hangs on to the side of the lifeboat"
I don’t know what the heck I just stumbled into but I have been laughing my ass off watching these videos of Bouchard 🤣 #letsgooilers instagram.com/reel/De2Zsj4yz…
Oilers were flying too high… we were due for a beat down #letsgooilers
Curious if the game is sold out. Saturday and the Leafs… I would think it’s a full house, no?! #letsgooilers
I just discovered that Damian Lewis has decided he’s now a musician and I can’t stop laughing at the comments on Instagram. Absolute gold.
“I’m going to start rooting for the Germans in Band of Brothers after seeing this” 🤣
Jamie Foxx needs to get a podcast going but without guests… just tell all his stories!
Jamie Foxx reveals how watching Christoph Waltz and Quentin Tarantino work on the set of Django Unchained completely changed his perspective on filmmaking.
Jamie Foxx explains that witnessing his co-star and director handle high-pressure moments taught him invaluable lessons about acting and movies.
Jamie Foxx: “Calm yourselves, gentlemen, I am but a weary traveler.”
Jamie Foxx: “All I need is one.”
Showing that he has won the Conn Smythe in a losing effort is actually even more of an argument for Connor McDavid being the greatest individual player ever…
This is a weird trade… who actually won here??? Leaning to the Jets… 🤔
WE'VE GOT A BLOCKBUSTER! 👀
Connor Hellebuyck is headed to the @NJDevils!

ALT Top: Connor Hellebuyck on ice in a Jets uniform. Below the photo is the Devils logo on a red background, “trade” in black text on a white background, and the Jets logo on a dark blue background. Bottom: in white text on a black background reads, “New Jersey receives G - Connor Hellebuyck. Winnipeg receives F - Nick Bjugstad, F - Alexander Command, F - Dawson Mercer, G - Nico Daws, 2027 7th-round pick, 2029 2nd-round pick”.
I just realized McDavid’s ppg actually went… up?!?! #letsgooilers
No better way to appreciate watching the best player in the world, Connor McDavid #letsgooilers























