the jerk store called…

Canada
Joined April 2016
Gets me every time… #LetsGoOilers
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Slinging insults to Canada and now… *checks notes* Norway?
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Panthers aren’t even trying to hide it… no hit just a straight elbow to the chin… no call
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Haha good grief… I love Jerry’s classic standup and Seinfeld is probably my favourite show of all time that I will quote until I die… but he really is such a miserable prick!
Jerry Seinfeld claims nobody actually cares how you are doing and admits he would never socialize if he wasn't married "If I had not gotten married, I never would have gone anywhere with anyone" "my wife has people over every night. I'm there. I dress nice... the second they walk in, give me a glass of white wine, and then I'm okay" "a comedian is a host in a way. You're hosting that night for those people, and everything that happens in that room is to your design" "I can't take the bullshit conversation. Let's talk about something. Let's get into something. 'How are you, how are you?' Who cares how anybody is?" "What about couples dinners? To me, the couples dinner is arranged when one of you relates to one half of the other couple, and everybody else just hangs on to the side of the lifeboat"
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Callum Turner actually sucks
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I don’t know what the heck I just stumbled into but I have been laughing my ass off watching these videos of Bouchard 🤣 #letsgooilers instagram.com/reel/De2Zsj4yz…
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Oilers were flying too high… we were due for a beat down #letsgooilers
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Curious if the game is sold out. Saturday and the Leafs… I would think it’s a full house, no?! #letsgooilers
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I just discovered that Damian Lewis has decided he’s now a musician and I can’t stop laughing at the comments on Instagram. Absolute gold. “I’m going to start rooting for the Germans in Band of Brothers after seeing this” 🤣
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“Are you excited about playing hockey where no one gives a shit about you?”
Connor Hellebuyck comments on the differences between playing in the US and Canada. (via YT/New Jersey Devils)
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Jamie Foxx needs to get a podcast going but without guests… just tell all his stories!
Jamie Foxx reveals how watching Christoph Waltz and Quentin Tarantino work on the set of Django Unchained completely changed his perspective on filmmaking. Jamie Foxx explains that witnessing his co-star and director handle high-pressure moments taught him invaluable lessons about acting and movies. Jamie Foxx: “Calm yourselves, gentlemen, I am but a weary traveler.” Jamie Foxx: “All I need is one.”
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We’re really gonna have one of these guys be the next James Bond 🤦‍♂️
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Showing that he has won the Conn Smythe in a losing effort is actually even more of an argument for Connor McDavid being the greatest individual player ever…
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This is a weird trade… who actually won here??? Leaning to the Jets… 🤔
WE'VE GOT A BLOCKBUSTER! 👀 Connor Hellebuyck is headed to the @NJDevils!
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Oh the Oilers are real…
I can't believe the Oilers are real
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I just realized McDavid’s ppg actually went… up?!?! #letsgooilers
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No better way to appreciate watching the best player in the world, Connor McDavid #letsgooilers
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I don’t really like this…
Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond. They are currently doing final auditions. (Source: Deadline)
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Old video… McDavid has now said Montreal 👀
Connor McDavid was asked by a young reporter to name his favourite arena outside of Edmonton, and Leafs fans are going to love his answer 😂👀 (via broadcastbub/IG)
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A win for all fans of hockey tonight
SENS WIN! 🚨
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Clip from DAVID LETTERMAN and they say, “the interviewer”… 🤦‍♂️ I really hope this is a bot…
"Cameron Diaz could literally eat me under a table". I can't with the interviewer's reaction
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