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Adam Maris

@Adam_Maris

Father, Blade, ex sniffer Dog handler, occasional binge drinker, former Miss Lanzarote 2002

 Sheffield
Joined May 2011
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Terrible scenes in Paris as we have to endure Michael Owen talking for 15 minutes longer than planned.
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Mick Moran@Mick_Moran_Oct 26
.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
mooresy (@jamesmoores_) profile picturemooresy@jamesmoores_Oct 25
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Alby@AlbzSFCOct 14
Jeeesus hahahahhahaa
Scott Bryan (@scottygb) profile pictureScott Bryan@scottygbOct 14
We now cross over to BBC Look North.
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Entitled? As a Blade? I’m 42 next year and bar the odd promotion I’ve seen us win fuck all. The one solid season in the prem and that’s my lot. Yet if I dare dream for us not to be shit I’m being entitled? Fuck off #sufc
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Andrew Neil
@afneilSep 17
The comments on this are quite the best on X for a long time. Kinda restores your faith in British humour/realism.
granddesigns (@granddesigns) profile picturegranddesigns@granddesignsSep 16
Bryony and Matt are spending £820,000 on a modern, high-performance home on the Cornish coast - designed to meet the highest environmental standards. Will they pull it off? 📺 NEW Grand Designs | Tonight, 9pm | Channel 4
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We are going down. Anyone who thinks otherwise let me know what you’re drinking and/or where you get it from.
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😆🗣️ Roy Keane: "You’d chat to a girl all night, but you’d go home by yourself. What’s your xG?"
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@FootballtweetSep 3
🧠👏 Roy Keane's brilliant explanation of what xG is: 🗣️ Keane: "Do you know what that stat is? Years ago, you’d go to a nightclub, obviously back in the day, and you’d chat to a girl all night - but you’d go home by yourself. What’s your xG?" 🤣🤣🤣 🗣️ Neville: "Roy - I always had clean sheets!" 🤣🤣🤣
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Should we ask Sean Bean to send an appeal to Prince William now or have we to wait a bit longer yet? #sufc
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DJ WiZ@BenSillettAug 16
Get the door will ya, Barb!!!!!
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Thought McBurnie said he’d matured 👀🤣
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Plink2@plinketyplink2Aug 11
Nothing wrong with yer bird picking you up.
Ella May (@ellamay28x) profile pictureElla May@ellamay28xAug 9
You see so many blokes being passenger princesses these days and their gf/wife driving 🤢 ick
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Frazer Clarke is still boxing?
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Gonna be a fun evening on here when the Yoonited 3rd kit is blue and there’s no new signings in it 🍿
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In bits over this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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SmartCaz@SmartCazJul 30
I’ve been watching football for forty years and I have no fucking idea what he’s just said after the 4-3-3 bit. Insufferable to a man, this AI generation.
Asim (@asim_lfc) profile pictureAsim
@asim_lfcJul 30
4-3-3 principles. Single pivot, staggered 8s, occupation of different heights facilitating verticality. Positional play principles with relationism layered onto it with the fluidity instigated from that point. I see you, Andoni. I’m not interested in execution atm. I’m looking for structure and principles. I like it. #LFC
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Cal_SCFC@cal_scfcJun 30
Danny Murphy with a bizarre piece of commentary
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Dal 🎥@Dal_3DJun 24
So @BBCNews as the RSPCA rep said "dogs are under our control" you do realise a dog in the Thames behind brings a duck back in its mouth, it escapes and it goes after it again? #BadOwner
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Fair play to Micah Richards trying to raise our spirits by doing his post match analysis wearing Gabby Logan’s jacket
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Scotland can do much better than Clarke. Picked a shite squad and picking shite teams at the tournament. That Dykes wouldn’t get a game in the sunday leagues and he’s playing in front of Shankland.
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