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—.—.—.—.—Adam.—.—.—.—.—. #HBRP - #HHRP “OHHHH look at you, such a pathetic little being. The heavens will rid of your sin, once and for ALL!”
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ᅠ Me and my kiddo went trick or treating , right ? Half of the sinners either 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐃 the door in my face and told me to fuck off . OR . They gave me candy corn and told me to 𝐠𝐨 FUCK myself .
Shit my man, hand it over. I actually think it tastes delish. How much is a fuck ton though?
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ᅠ I have a 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊-𝐓𝐎𝐍 .
I'll gladly take anyone's candy corn off their hands if they don't want any. It's yummy.ᐟ [ 😋 ]
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ᅠ I’m . — I meant . 𝐂𝐀𝐍 I take you out alongside that ? [ Adam hasn’t done this in months . Normally the angelic girls he did it to would fall for him immediately , demons were different . ]
. . ? we don't usually deal in food in sloth. the gluttony ring is typically the better place for eating. [ adam she doesn't understand. adam. you have to be specific. ]
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ᅠ Shit . That sounds like a 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 ! Can you throw in a dinner with that ? [ Awful attempt at flirting . ]
mmmm. . . come to sloth, and we'll get you one on a discount. [ self - care is important, after all. ] we'll say . . around 3,000.
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ᅠ How much for a 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 bed ? My back’s been ACHING using the shitty bed I have .
you're serious. that's . . hilarious. my bed is not, and never will be for sale. it is mine for a reason. but we do sell comparable beds . .
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ᅠ I didn’t get any . Half the fuckers in hell shut the door on me and told me to go 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 myself .
I think I was the / best / mustard Heaven OR Hell has ever seen ! ! And I got so much candy ! !
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ᅠ Name a price . I’m 𝐍𝐎𝐓 kidding .
. . pfft. [ hand to mouth, she's actually trying not to laugh for once. ] you're joking . . ?
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ᅠ Okay . Genuine 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 . Since you’re the sin of sloth , you’re BOUND to probably have the comfiest bed . Can I buy it .
'probably' . . . . i'll see what can be done. don't expect a tour from me, but i'll have them at least stop by on it. i have things to attend to. [ like sleeping. ]
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ᅠ WELL . Yeah ! Your ring’s probably the comfiest ? [ He was eager for other reasons . ]
[ she won't even attempt to correct him on how to pronounce 'baphomet'. ] – caffeine has no effect on me. i'm afraid a 'boring' life is what i am destined to. [ she doesn't sound very upset at all. ] you're very . . eager.
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ᅠ A bapho𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭now ? That’s BORRRIIING ! Surely you could like . Drink a boatload of caffeine ?
not even on my most energetic day. [ he actually manages to make her give a breathy chuckle. ] you'd have to find one of my baphomets for a proper tour . . and even that is a difficult task. perhaps there are a few maps around, though . . ( 💭 )
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➷ 𝗠𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗺 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜.
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ᅠ He wasn’t sure if that was supposed to be a flirt , or a threat . But he was 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘 taking it in a flirting context . A purr sounded out from the first man as he pulled her in once more . “ I 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐥𝐥𝐲 doubt that . We haven’t EVEN seen +
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ㅤ ゛ but i out-power you so 𝓮asily now… i’m almost afraid i’ll break you. lips part a little then shut immediately. eve moved his hand further away from her mouth now. ㅤ
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ᅠ 𝐈𝐬 a tour possible . . ? I mean . WOULD be cool to see more , Y’know ?
wicked is a way to describe it. [ all eyes blink before the majority close again. ] what ever would i offer? you seem to have already enjoyed my ring and what it has to offer. i hope you aren't expecting a tour.
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ᅠ “ It’s 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 REALLY fucking hot , actually . “ He was not at all lying , for some reason . Her being a vampire attracted him even more to his wife . “ I mean , seriously ! THE perks are probably good ! You can shapeshift and shit , right ? +
ㅤ the caressing wasn’t really acknowledged. her entire focus was on not ripping adam’s jugular out with her teeth. ゛ mm… maybe. i’m scared. ㅤ
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He only knew about vampires from media , really .
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ᅠ 𝐇𝐀 ! I’m kind of tired . But it’s pretttyy fuckin’ wicked you have that whole gig . [ He was in fact exhausted , just not physically . ] You offering up something ?
curious kind of guy, aren't you? i am. it does often come with being the 'sin of sloth'. aren't you ever tired? [ head tilting forward now, as eyes all open in a narrowed gaze. ] i can tell you should be. your aura reeks of what should be exhaustion from many things.
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ᅠ I’ve visited a 𝐅𝐄𝐖 times ! Not a lot , though . Are you always tired ?
[ 'sleepy chick'. wow. an eyebrow raises slightly, eyes half - lidded as she stares down at adam. ] you visit . . ? i thought i would have heard if the first man was visiting my ring. unless you came while i was napping . . ( 💭 )
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