Nicheless β€’ Data analysis β€’ Arsenal β€’ Wizkid Fc β€’ DM for Notise

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Joined June 2026
One day, I want to look back at this account and remember when I had nothing figured out. The skills I was learning. The money I was chasing. The mistakes I was making. The small wins nobody noticed. Right now, I’m documenting my journey from figuring things out to building real skills, income, and a better life in Nigeria. I’m learning data analysis and exploring digital skills, money, and everything that comes with trying to build a better life as a young Nigerian. If you're looking for where to get advice on how to make ₦1m in seven days, this is not the place for you. No pretending I have it all figured out. Just the real journey, the wins, confusion, mistakes, lessons, and everything in between. If you’re also trying to build a life from scratch, follow along. We’ll learn, laugh, make mistakes, and hopefully make some money along the way.
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I met this muscular guy at the gym this morning and decided to exchange pleasantry. I said good morning but a female character behind him responded good morning. When I reverified, it was bro's voice😭😭 Why tf would nature do that πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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Get aggressive mf The world is no joke πŸ˜‘
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You're not poor You're just unfortunate to live in Lagos.
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Never toast a lady at the hospital; you never know who’s there for an HIV test. πŸ˜‚
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Having people around to always talk to and text with helps improve your vocabulary Incase you're trying to reduce pidgin in your life....πŸ™‚
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You will arrange and pay boys to burst her apartment buh they won’t touch her o( my baby is my life)πŸ˜‚ As dem dey burst enter me sef go enter give her ring direct. She no go fit talk NOπŸ˜‚
What are some nonchalant ways to propose to a woman? I don't want to kneel down and make a whole speech.
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I fear no man, but a woman with a perfect pair of breasts? I might foldπŸ˜­πŸ€²πŸ½πŸ˜‚
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRET YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE
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All that being said ! Can we now see how much Erling Haaland was robbed in 2023..?
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I'm constantly begging God to put me in a position where I can afford whatever I want without bothering anyone.πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈβ€οΈ
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GM FT Another day to try again regardless of the results ❀️
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We Lagosians know that no.1 is not wise πŸ˜…
Here are a few things I want you to understand about wisdom: 1.Think before you speak. Not every situation deserves a reaction. Sometimes, silence is the wisest answer. 2.Learn from your mistakes. A wise person is not someone who never makes mistakes, but someone who learns from them and tries not to repeat them. 3.Choose your friends carefully. The people around you can influence your thinking, your decisions, and your future.
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Why choose one when you can have the two of them.
I know some men will choose Frame 1 over Frame 2 πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€
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Never defend a woman, they're always guilty.
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I long settled for an average life. I decided to have few luxury cars, houses, property and enough cash in my account. The average life is all I work for daily so help me God πŸ™πŸΎ
Never let your struggle make you believe you were born to suffer. Your story can still change
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I pray today be a wonderful day for me and my mutuals in Jesus Name AMEN πŸ™ŒπŸ’ͺ
Good morning y'all 😊
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Nothing fear me pass make teacher call me con lead assembly that year
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I’m chasing the banks not bags, the bags are too small to carry the money I’ll be touching.
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TrueπŸ€” Have you heard a woman write a will?
I’ve never heard of a woman writing a will for her husband and children. Is it a man’s duty to die first? πŸ€”
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