
Co-Founder and COO of @AgKnocks
College Station, TX
Joined September 2022
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Apparently these are the police officers who detained Scottie Scheffler this morning in Louisville
Ag Jack retweeted
Silver lining from a terrible, rigged, stupid day
Bryce Young is on pace for
4,394 passing yards
34 total TDs
10 INTs (if you don’t count the refs gifting today)
Ag Jack retweeted
NO WHISTLE PRIOR TO THE SNAP. PLAY RUN. REF MARKS THE PANTHERS’ SECOND DOWN PLAY DEAD. THEN THEY ALLOW THE CHALLENGE ?! @NFL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
AGKNOCKS MORNING AFTER THOUGHTS
WE MUST BE CURSED
You’ve seen all the stats by now. Even in a game where the Aggies thoroughly beat cock all day long, they couldn’t find the end zone.
This feels like a microcosm for the existence of the program. Everything is right there for the taking and we just can’t ever make it happen. All the money, the 5 stars, the coaches, the facilities.
That’s your 450 yards and no turnovers without a touchdown right there personified.
FIRED COACH MERCHANT
Elko is 10-1 against fired or interim coaches and 13-11 against coaches that still have the same job. Let that sink in. We can’t do another buyout so we just gotta sit in it.
And I do believe that if we overhaul the offense, we can be way better next year. But next year is becoming an ultimatum season for ole Jersey Mike.
WHAT TO LOOK FORWARD TO?
The weather in Texas is amazing. We’ve got holidays coming up. If we are the ones that knock Texas out of the CFP, this season would be semi-worth it.
It will be fun (stressful fun) to speculate who we are gonna get as our new QB in the portal and new OC. I’ve heard rumors that certain schools are offering certain QBs $10M+ right now which is wild. Listen to the podcast if you wanna pick up on nuggets I don’t want to put in writing.
Did we get carried away with the learjet tweet? Absolutely, but that’s the point. That was a joke, I know that not everyone gets the AgKnocks schtick yet but that’s okay. If you’re still reading this, we are certainly getting there.



















