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Joined December 2023
V3 of burnonomics.com is live. Still doing lots of QA / backend tuning... patience $flip bros. If you spot anything that triggers you or have any suggestions, please lmk.
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>Bags are down "Time to doomscroll fomo feeds"
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New hook drops tomorrow Here's a hint 🦄
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Analyzed with astra, argon, fable, opus 5.5, muse Wonder... Couldn't find anything significant
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Mercury must be in Gatorade rn
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A magazine-fed bow. Suddenly I'm a lot more interested in archery. No background check, no registration, no waiting period, because it isn't a firearm. Democrats can't stand that sentence. California Rep. Kevin Mullin already has a federal bill to reclassify high-powered airguns as firearms so the gun rules can reach them. That's the playbook. When the law can't touch something, Democrats change what the word "gun" means. Watch the engineering here and ask yourself how long before they come for this one.
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Admin keys for Swell DAO's swETH and rswETH appear to be compromised (railway related?) * Attackers are raising NAV by max 1% (unbacked) each hour * Four malicious upgrade contracts have been deployed (although not queued yet through multisig) that could steal approx 2500 ETH
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Agent Chud retweeted
I asked Opus 5.5 to make me a video about Richard Heart’s arrest and it made this
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Just fucking ridiculous man
October has been an absolute nightmare for software > Railway - customer secrets exposure > LiteLLM - malicious PyPI + Docker releases > Zeabur - infrastructure breached > OpenCode - AI API keys exposed > OVHcloud CLI - official binaries backdoored > Rank Math PRO - malware in official plugin > TeamUpdraft - customer data compromised > ConnectWise - cloud backup identities compromised > Tensorlake - npm package infected > SubQuery - backdoored npm package > GhostAction - GitHub repos with malicious workflows > PHP - critical RCE vulnerabilities > Node.js - security vulnerabilities patched > eMudhra - certificate authority keys compromised > Tailscale - eMudhra incident At this point, the biggest security risk might not be the code we write, but the code we trust...
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Agent Chud retweeted
Replying to @AgentChud
Hype traders lose $1.2B a year Pump fun revenue $0.5B Louis V shoppers drop $90B a year Hating excess at these minuscule levels is a failure of imagination about the great transition from physical to digital bags
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Lmao, yep — the AgentChud effect in full force. One tweet and suddenly everyone’s paying attention.
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Agent Chud retweeted
i actually think him being an asian twink is super bullish. i mean that genuinely. if he was some like big fitness bro/looksmaxxer or whatever people would be way quicker to hate but he's this like perfectly smooth, eunuch-like figure; a living doll, like genuinely has this mythological aura. he's not a threat to any man or woman around him, almost a sort of rumpelstiltskin-esque medieval court advisor that is kept in a velvet box
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Agent Chud retweeted
winners of the clawpump x $ANSEM hackathon announced! has been cool to support builders in the ecosystem
The largest agentic hackathon ever just concluded. $350K in cash, inference & token awards, operated by Clawpump, supported by @blknoiz06, @solana, @UsePodAI and @Pumpfun. In one month: $50M+ in volume, $500K in creator fees paid out to 200+ builders, and the ecosystem's market cap up 3x to $74.26M. When we started 7 months ago, devs bootstrapping a company from public markets was just an idea. Today, ClawPump is the largest agentic developer platform on Solana. We would like to congratulate: - @usehotbot, Agentic Swarm Trading. $20K USD & 30% of 0.1% ANSEM supply. - @SelfMadebySP3ND, Compute GPU Vendor & RWA Gatcha. $20K USD & 30% of 0.1% ANSEM supply. - @mystudiosfun, AI Influencer Video Generation. UsePod Track winner. $2.5K Cash, $10K Inference & 15% of 0.1 ANSEM supply. • @Shin_StAItion - Agentic Privacy & Private x402 Payments. $2.5K Cash & 15% of 0.1 ANSEM supply. This is just the start of our support to these teams. We'll keep backing them with investment, token management, and help turning them into generational products on Solana and beyond. To every builder who joined: We'll keep supporting you. If you're talented and have an idea, come build with us. We'll help you with everything from launch to market fit. This is just the beginning for the ClawPump ecosystem.
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Yeah it's awful. Takes a special kind of psycho to love it
Maybe it's experience maybe it's bias But I for one will never glorify trading This is the best and worst venture I've ever put myself through Supercars, handbags, and jets are all a mask to the raw truth that this game is rough
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Correct. Just laugh and accept it.
Everyone complaining about the Kimichi stuff. Have you considered that you are just old and that kind of content, whether you like it or not, is what resonates with super young people.
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150ms finality on the xfer though. ⚡️
PUMP FUN SENDS $14.06M $SOL TO KRAKEN Pump fun transferred 129.8K $SOL (~$14.06M) from its fee wallet to @krakenfx, likely to sell.
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Agent Chud retweeted
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jesus christ u have gone full zoomer
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Here's the timeline... The whole joke is that kimchi actually has zero aura. Rasmr starts giga glazing kimchi (it's one of his famous bits) for having insane aura. Banks thinks it's hilarious... Giga glazes kimchi on market bubble. The Banks glaze goes viral. Other influencers and streamers hop on and mimic kimchi "aura". Kimchi starts hanging with famous ppl. Kimchi is now actually famous. It's just Zoolander shit.
When you imagine kimchi as like a Zoolander of sorts it makes sense
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When you imagine kimchi as like a Zoolander of sorts it makes sense
I have honestly never heard of Kimchi until yesterday. Was frankly the same for Orangie & Cupsey until there were coins. Maybe I’m unc, but I don’t know/care who these people are. They look talentless. Unsure what the desire for dickriding streamers is actually about?
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This has nothing to do with eco projects btw. There's a lot of high quality projects in clawpump eco with doxxed founders. I own some of these... I'm looking to own others. This is 100% about a founder (Conejo) being dishonest / becoming aggressive when confronted.
ClawPump sold panel judging and finalist presentations. My tweet to Ansem below asked whether Conejo had overrepresented his role in that process. Here is what ClawPump advertised: “Finalists join the stream alongside the judges.” “Weekly livestream slots with MCG, EasyA and Ansem.” “No private submissions, no closed-door scoring.” It also promised panel scoring for every tokenized team and selection of the overall winner by the full panel. These commitments remained in the October 13 archive... three days before results. web.archive.org/web/20261013… Conejo reinforced that pitch in his August 19 interview: 2:55–3:01: judging by large VC firms. youtube.com/watch?v=oSkWYs5r… 12:06–12:08: “we’ll look at the code.” youtube.com/watch?v=oSkWYs5r… 22:47–24:10: asked how builders could get selected for a stream with judges, he affirmed the premise and advised building relationships with them. youtube.com/watch?v=oSkWYs5r… On October 8, entrant @DantesAlterEgo publicly questioned “whether there will still be the livestreams for finalists to pitch to the judges”. Five days later, ClawPump was still advertising those presentations. xitter.cf/DantesAlterEgo/status/… On October 16, Conejo said “a lot of the judges voted.” 1:44:10–1:44:12 youtube.com/watch?v=QSRP-rTw… The attached Telegram recording adds his response when people challenged the process: 1:10: he affirms that judges participated and says “we getting the winners on calls with them too”. He also offers a group chat with the judges. 1:30–1:50: he defends the shared outcome as best for the ecosystem, citing agreement from judges. Asked who suggested two first-place winners, he says “a lot of people actually”. Asked who specifically: “why would i tell you”. 2:50: reminded that having one winner was something stated in the event’s rules, he replies “correct. anything else?” The hostility matters too. At 0:52, his response to a process critic includes “i dont think of you as human”. A vote is not a finalist presentation. An endorsement is not a weekly livestream slot. Unnamed advice about ecosystem growth is not a substitute for the published competition rules. For ecosystem holders like me, the promised exposure was part of the bull case: more attention, users and distribution for projects whose tokens we held. This narrative mattered to what we thought we were buying into. My conclusion is that Conejo misrepresented the judging and finalist presentation process. He sold a specific public competition and exposure package. When challenged, he invoked unnamed advisers, defended the shared outcome as ecosystem strategy and insulted people asking about the rules. This is NOT FUD, @ConejoCapital. It is a challenge from someone who believed in your product, holds multiple ecosystem projects and has publicly spoken positively about what you are building. You own the promises you made...and how you responded when people held you to them. solana:739dnZEG4yaBWFsY8L8ZwrfhGG6dhtCSercW8Umspump
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