Ph.D (Energy Law) UI, Legal Practitioner// Researcher and Energy Consultant. // Unrepentant Chelsea fan 💯🙌
Ibadan, Nigeria
Joined September 2018
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Kay Aguda Esq. (PhD) ⚖️ retweeted
It is well ooo.
Please show some respect when talking to people ooo
It's underrated
Good to be back.
Good morning.
Kay Aguda Esq. (PhD) ⚖️ retweeted
November 6th,2026
Psalm 16:6
The lines are fallen unto me in pleasant places; Yea, I have a goodly heritage.
That chess move by C.Ronaldo is a classic.
He started by accepting to be punished and fined and returned with a retirement that shook the Portuguese football federation.
Not accepting to be honored by a farewell match speaks volume.
If you don't want me, I will leave.
Kay Aguda Esq. (PhD) ⚖️ retweeted
Omoh una wey Dey toast babe dey try o..make I kon Dey explain myself to girl wey no get car,house and money😒😒..
This is just too valid.
I wonder how they do it.
They don't blink...just moved on as if nothing ever happened
Women are fucking ruthless once they've moved on.
They'll treat you like you never existed.
She used to lose her shit when you didn't text back.
Now your name pops up and she doesn't even blink.
From her whole world to another fucking notification.
You f*cked.
You cried together.
You met her family.
You planned a future.
Now you're just some dude from her past.
She once called you the love of her life.
Now she tells the next guy nobody ever loved her right.
Bro, you just got written out of your own f*cking relationship.
Five years together.
Thousands of messages.
Hundreds of pictures.
Deleted like a fucking spam folder.
You still know her birthday.
Her favorite food.
The way she sleeps.
She wouldn't even bother checking if you made it home alive.
She can marry another dude.
Have his kids.
Move into the house you dreamed about.
And you won't even be a footnote in her new life.
You think she'll remember everything you did.
The money.
The sacrifices.
The nights you stayed.
She'll remember the one time you f*cked up.
She doesn't hate you.
Doesn't miss you.
Doesn't stalk your page.
Bro, you're not even worth the battery percentage.
The same woman who once begged you to stay can look you dead in the eyes like you're a complete stranger.
Yesterday, she couldn't imagine life without you.
Today, she can't imagine why she ever wanted you.
Kay Aguda Esq. (PhD) ⚖️ retweeted
Women are fucking ruthless once they've moved on.
They'll treat you like you never existed.
She used to lose her shit when you didn't text back.
Now your name pops up and she doesn't even blink.
From her whole world to another fucking notification.
You f*cked.
You cried together.
You met her family.
You planned a future.
Now you're just some dude from her past.
She once called you the love of her life.
Now she tells the next guy nobody ever loved her right.
Bro, you just got written out of your own f*cking relationship.
Five years together.
Thousands of messages.
Hundreds of pictures.
Deleted like a fucking spam folder.
You still know her birthday.
Her favorite food.
The way she sleeps.
She wouldn't even bother checking if you made it home alive.
She can marry another dude.
Have his kids.
Move into the house you dreamed about.
And you won't even be a footnote in her new life.
You think she'll remember everything you did.
The money.
The sacrifices.
The nights you stayed.
She'll remember the one time you f*cked up.
She doesn't hate you.
Doesn't miss you.
Doesn't stalk your page.
Bro, you're not even worth the battery percentage.
The same woman who once begged you to stay can look you dead in the eyes like you're a complete stranger.
Yesterday, she couldn't imagine life without you.
Today, she can't imagine why she ever wanted you.
I took my car to the car wash today. I was told 4k. These guys did not bulge when I attempted to make bargain.
In essence, dem no gree.
I felt cheated. I could have gone elsewhere but it is what it is.
This looks like a good business though.
I can wash 20 in a day 🤔
Congratulations to you.
Best wishes ahead.
...but if all of una sign out, who go kom remain🤔🤔🤔🤔
Kay Aguda Esq. (PhD) ⚖️ retweeted
Moreni at 1! 🥹✨🥂🎉💚
We're growing, we're learning, we're improving, and we're taking each step with gratitude.
Thank you for being part of our story 🥹💚
Here's to more growth, more beautiful creations and more significance.
Let's do more together! 🥂✨
Kay Aguda Esq. (PhD) ⚖️ retweeted
Do you know what Shariah says?
You cannot impose your religion on others. It is supposed to govern Muslims, not be forced on everyone else.
But look at us. We are so obsessed with controlling other Muslims, treating those who believe differently as lesser human beings and throwing the word Kafir around.
We preach religious obedience but have forgotten religious freedom.