Jan Michael Vincent

Just fucking PUKED onto a self-checkout scanner and it rang up for 1 MILLION DOLLARS. I am a fucking #Legend #JustSharted

Happy Halloween assholes! If you send me a photo of you dressed as STRINGFELLOW HAWKE, I’ll send you my P.O. Box number! Then you can send me fucking #CASH !!

Fucking PUKED with my flight helmet on and the face shield down! Big mess! #FuckYou #WellWhiskey

The #LEGEND has partnered with Rustoleum and they named their latest spray paint after me! I am fucking UNSTOPPABLE! $186 a can! #shit

FUCK YOU.

SOLID SHIT! JUST NOW!

Lots of FAGS in show business today. We had a few in my day but back then they knew how to SHUT THE FUCK UP. #hero

Love seeing these Hollywood pretty boys get old. Brad Pitt looks like Brad Shitt! I’m still a #STUD!

I’m not going to beat around the bush here. Fuck you! #tank

This bar I’m at has an #AIRWOLF pinball machine and I got the high score just by walking in. #FuckingLegend

Some nobody sitting on MY STOOL at the bar when I walked in. What should I do to him?

I give a new meaning to “6-pack abs!” My ab workout consists mainly of VIOLENT PUKING! I use every fucking muscle when I PUKE! #Mach1

Just put 26 rounds into a stop sign with my fucking MINI UZI! I fucking hate stop signs! #uzi

I don’t eat but I just caught a whiff of one of my fresh MACH 1 MEATBALL SUBS and I KNOW you fat fucks would love to shove one into your FAT FUCKING FACES! $35.99!

Your donations ALWAYS go towards me drinking top shelf 100%! Give to the #JMVfoundation today! If you don’t, you hate children and are an asshole. #give

Just landed #Airwolf on the kwik-e-mart again. My raghead buddy came out and shook his fist at me but he knew I wouldn’t be parked there long! #Pabst

Give me #CASH Not that hard. Hurry #up

I don’t want you assholes to think I’m all take and no give! I will donate ONE MILLION DOLLARS to the ONE MILLIONTH person to repost this! I’m a fucking #HERO

Walked out on another #BarTab tonight because I don’t give a #Fuck

Kiss my entire ass! #star