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The Cubs actively trying to make me hate them isn’t exactly how I thought this era would end, but here we are.
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DUI suspect caught speeding at over 130 mph said he was in rush to see his cat: cops trib.al/mIwnpi0
Cubs: Nick Madrigal is healthyish, so…
Dodgers: oh cool, Freddie Freeman is available, let’s sign him.
Braves: we have traded for Matt Olson, who is 90% of Freeman, and we’ve extended him at only 75% of Freeman’s yearly rate. arbitrage!
Dodgers: hmm…what if we didn’t pay anyone until after the world ends
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Our best hope for change with the Bears is that Eberflus is so incompetent that he’s offered a cabinet post.
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If you would’ve put God first I wouldn’t know what your dick looks like
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We have our 2025 dipshit hashtag for the Cubs. #OnTheMargins
Jed Hoyer Speaks: Improving “On the Margins,” Strong Second-Half Offense, Targeting Lefty Relievers, More
bleachernation.com/cubs/2024…
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