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Still fund me, plz 🙏
VCs operate similarly like Bollywood, nepotism at its best, you scratch my back I scratch yours, all in the family, I buy you, you buy me, we joint invest, we joint exit, we fool the world together and cover our asses together too BC!
Elon and the rest are already in the physical AI game quite ahead, playing catch-up does not make sense like india chose not to build it's LLM as it's catch up now, we lost the opportunity now co create and consume. No other option, burn to get market share is foolish.
Won't happen bro Indian VCs are thick skinned!!! They care a fuck!!
Any startup that gets funded as a result of me shaming Indian VCs is legally bound to give @corememory equity
Isko bolte hai 4DX BC not like stupidity we have in india!! @_PVRCinemas seekho kuch.
This is sooo cool!! A 4DX Cinema in Japan. I would die 3 deaths. 😬
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Main Anjali Sardana banna chahati hoon :)
Pronto founder Anjali Sardana launches physical AI venture Provision Labs in the US.
▪️The venture will collect real world data to train and test AI systems for robotics.
▪️The initiative could complement Pronto’s efforts to collect anonymised service footage for AI training, a programme it expanded in July 2026.
WHat privacy and DPDP guidelines we talking about when 85% of India uses a gmail :) come on guys be real!!!
if VCs back so much shit can happen, MF no one backing so we doing TP here!!! 🫤🫤🫤
🚨Scoop: Pronto founder Anjali Sardana has set up a new venture in the US
Provision Labs will operate in the physical AI space - and will focus on collecting data to train, test AI systems designed to perform real-world tasks using robots and other machines
@ETtech
what is this fucking annoying windows security update which makes outlook mails not work on windows 10 and windows 11 too. If this is how they wanna implement security people will migrate, @GoDaddy also handling this migration so shabbily, our access stopped, we can very well start using other open source & other email clients or shift to @ZohoMail never to return back!!! @Office365
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Samay Raina called Kunal Kamra mid-show. Big mistake 😂
Modi ji’s lookalike roasted him so hard Kamra ended up calling him “Sir” 💀
All 5 judges: 10/10 🔥
Asli Modi ji ki zaroorat hi nahi padi.
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So i plotted VCs on a venn
I told a founder we were passing on the deal.
He asked why...
I said, “It’s not a fit for our thesis.”
He paused.
Then he asked, “What does that mean?”
I looked out the window.
It means I have a thesis.
The thesis is 14 pages long, 10 size font, single spaced.
Its on our website.
Nobody has read it.
Including me.
I told him, “We’re looking for exceptional founders with ambitious visions.”
He asked how I know if a founder is “exceptional”.
I turned around and looked him right in the eyes and said, “You’ll just know.”
He looked confused.
I, however, understood.
This is how venture works.
There is no formula.
There is only pattern recognition.
And the pattern is usually something I heard on a podcast.
Three weeks later, I met another founder.
He had $4.73M ARR accrued in 1 year.
I asked about his vision.
He said, “Make $1 billion.”
I knew immediately he wasn't a fit.
The vision wasn't ambitious enough.
I told him we were looking for someone who could build a $100 billion company.
He asked how many companies in our portfolio had reached even $1 billon.
I smiled.
I said, "We're playing the long game."
He asked what that meant.
I said, "You wouldn't understand."
I went home and posted about the meeting on LinkedIn.
“Great founders don't think about the exit. They think about impact.”
It got 14,000 impressions.
I received three inbound pitches.
All of them were AI agents.
I invested in one.
I have no idea what it does.
But the founder used the word "agentic infrastructure" six times.
And I could tell he was exceptional.
Why don't you start investing here agressively pls ashlee?
@ashleevance
Samay Raina really video called Kunal Kamra just to get him DESTROYED on his own show 💀
Modi ji’s lookalike on stage, Kamra on the phone, Samay grinning in the corner
First a rupee joke, then “WhatsApp jokes padhte ho kya?” 😭
Then “abhi sir pe kaisa aaya” and Kamra actually said “SIR” 💀
Crowd lost it. 10/10 from every judge.
Samay set the trap. The lookalike pulled the trigger. Kamra never saw it coming 🔥



























