@AlDelBene

Boston comedian now living in Sydney, Australia. My hobbies include converting Celsius to Fahrenheit.

 Manly, NSW Australia
Joined October 2008
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Haiku Don't take Tylenol, It can only good happen, It's too much liquid.
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This is tonight! Channel 10 Australia #jflsydney #NSFW
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Dearest Australia, I did a lil set for JFL. Airing June 26 on Channel 10 (remember television?) As you can see it gets emotional.
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You know that muck that grows on the dish drying rack.. I sell that on ebay as kimchi starter 😁
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My 8 y.o. daughter's friend: God doesn't like you if you lie. My 8 y.o. daughter: Then God doesn't like anyone.
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From ScoMo to AnAl.. well done Australia!
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I'm an anti-slapper and I don't care who knows it..
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One wonders if a comedian had slapped an actor, would they have ignored it?
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Al Del Bene retweeted
Jim Norton
@JimNorton28 Mar 2022
Will Smith attacked Chris Rock and then helped us all heal by explaining how tough God’s plan for him is.
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It's a good one, two road dogs reflecting on our lack of work through the pandemic, and both of us having extremely niche skills that don't translate to too many other career paths. You can listen wherever you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/.../the-d… open.spotify.com/show/24rTY5…
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Hey Putin, quit being such a jerk! (it's ok for me to say this.. some of my best friends invade countries.)
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Al Del Bene retweeted
Tom Brady
@TomBrady13 Feb 2022
Sh*t…
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I've been left my whole life.. but some of you are so wrong you're making me sound right.
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The harsh reaction to Joe Rogan has got me thinking that what's been labelled 'misinformation' is just information they'd like us to miss.
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Ok so @DaneCook just sent me this vid. Florida, 2010 the night before the Super Bowl. We just finished performing at the local stadium for 20,000 people. This is me (doing my impression of Prince's hype man) kicking off the Official DC after party for these beautiful fans. Enjoy.
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If I do get covid I hope I get the Omicronbie & Fitch variant so I can look good with no shirt.
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Last time I really enjoyed the news, it was with Huey Lewis. – at Texas, USA
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And this, everyone, is the greatest video of all time:
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Driving to a gig tonight and this gem by @LivingColour popped up on shuffle. Great memories of driving up and down Revere Beach with @DaneCook blasting this and Elvis is Dead on a loop for hours! #loverearsitsuglyhead youtu.be/MQcPB1WkISI
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Remember to always be true to yourself.. unless some folks get upset by that.
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