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shawarmachine

@Al_Bender

Apple Factory Suicide Net Tester. Scourge Of All Philistines.

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Joined June 2009
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"We have ways of making you talk" would be a great slogan for a German phone company.
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#eagles #biglebowski #superbowl @TheJeffBridges #Ifuckinhatetheeaglesman
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This season Black Mirror invite u to witness a dystopian world where FRIENDS never left TV monica carrying ross second child Joey murder CEO of apple bc Siri refuse to give him straight answer to "How You Doin" still no black ppl in NYC CHANDLR: could i BE any more AI
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I still dont understand how this works
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I'm quiet and hate confrontation with neighbors, so I renamed our wifi "Maybe Stop Leaf Blowing Everything Into Our Driveway, Brent."
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going to get one of my favorite artists @Al_Bender to paint my favorite artist @TheRealSadistik as a birthday gift to myself.excited as hell
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So @GEMIN1_LDN vs @Shox2TheSystem @Al_Bender vs me @efarrell_ vs @HereticHR #NIL2 dumb 🔥
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#NowPlaying @FlightDistance @patricksjodoin @Al_Bender @djcalkuta Gold Cartridge To Purple Tape Keeping #REALHIPHOP Alive #Ottawa
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RT @The186Show: #NowPlaying @FlightDistance @patricksjodoin @Al_Bender @djcalkuta Gold Cartridge To Purple Tape Keeping #REALHIPHOP Alive …
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Our new album Freedom Writers, AGAIN is now available on Spotify.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump @JustinTrudeau Thank you, God Emperor Trump
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Twitter, in a dark world, you are magical this morning. #Covfefe – at Stokenchurch, England
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Book of the week: A Covfeferacy of Dunces #covfefe #trump #trumpbookclub
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"thats not gona be good for business"
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Image from Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000)
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New music video for "The Axis Of Evil" from @Real_DealRaps Ft @Al_Bender, @tonydpoison, @JonProtege & @RespekBA. battlefix.com/the-axis-of-ev…
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May 27th we gonna open the windows and air out the stank basement. Come Phux wit da squadron! – at Ottawa, Ontario
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New painting I did of @DannyDeVito #frankreynolds #itsalwayssunny
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INTUITION@ItsIntuition8 Apr 2017
kodak black saying "run up in your house like i'm mccaulay caulkin" makes me think he drastically misunderstood the plot of home alone.
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Isaac Asimov died 25 years ago today. He was a good egg.
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