@Alabama__W

“You’re turning tricks with your crucifix” #GenXAF 🚫DMs 🚫MAGA🚫Fascists🚫Bible Thunpers

 In Your Head
Joined February 2025
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Jesse the Body spitting all the truth 👏👏 #TrumpIsABitch #Bedwetter
Marco Foster
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Jesse Ventura: “If Donald Trump woulda gone in the military, he woulda been the guy that wet his bed, cried for his mom, went hysterical, and would be carted out in the middle of the night. The man’s a coward. He’s a bully. All bullies are cowards. That’s why they’re bullies”
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Called off sick. Never call off sick.
Alabama Whitman
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Does anyone else get migraines during the full moon? #migraines #fullmoonmigraine
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Alabama Whitman retweeted
Jamison Daniel
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Vivek to his barber: Just fuck my shit up
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Does anyone else get migraines during the full moon? #migraines #fullmoonmigraine
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Yep. Still punk as fuck #GenXAF
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What the fuck am I supposed to do with two pairs of Lacey ankle socks. Where does this come from?!!
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Son was helping unload our grocery haul. He asked why I stopped and I said “you got the juice now”and walked away. Husband is laughing so hard at the reference and my kids confusion. Ahhhh back to my dressers.
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What school district is doing it?
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Finally motivated to go through my drawers and closets and maybe pair down some shit. I have a tee shirt problem. I’m gonna post some of my favorites. Maybe that will help this process
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I don’t even know when I bought these cute lounge pants but I may have a problem
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OMG I don’t want to do this anymore
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So many Ruth tees
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It doesn’t really mean what it looks like but i guess it could 🤷🏻‍♀️#spousetexts
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Got shit to do! Peace out ✌️
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Pretty much 🤷🏻‍♀️
STONERS R US 🍃
@_StonersRUs_19h
How to catch a stoner:
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“Third right” 👀👀☠️☠️ Trump loves dummies
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h I looked at your profile. You’re a fucking Jesus freak aren’t you. Go fuck yourself and say a Hail Mary and maybe I’ll go away.
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MM 
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Heard any good jokes lately? 😂 Cheesecake Factory. #ThanksObama
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Pull up a comfy chair, grab a drink, grab snacks, and pay attention because this IS FUCKING HUGE!!!
Covie
@covie_9322h
Republicans spent years investigating the dick pics found on Hunter Biden's laptop but are refusing to do anything about the treason found on Jared Kushner's phone.
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NYE in CT 🤔🤔
They Might Be Giants
@tmbgOct 20
TEXAS! Shows are SELLING OUT! 11.6 Austin 11.7 Austin Low ticket alert!! 11.10 Houston SOLD OUT 11.11 Houston SOLD OUT 11.13 Dallas 11.14 Dallas SOLD OUT 11.19 Washington DC SOLD OUT 11. 20 DC SOLD OUT 11. 21 DC SOLD OUT 11. 22 DC Low ticket alert!! 12.30 Montclair SOLD OUT 12.31 New Haven Go to TMBG dot calm for direct links to venues tickets. (searches will only get you resellers for 2x and beyond) All the favorites! New spotlight sets include Lincoln, Factory Showroom, John Henry, and Mink Car! 8-piece band! 3 horns! 2 sets! Starts early, gets loud!
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