Aladeen (@Aladeensbeard) header
Aladeen (@Aladeensbeard) profile picture

worlds coolest dictator

Joined June 2025
AI is having a smart sycophant in your pocket.
1
In our new countries this is normal.
We have a gate across our driveway that can be accessed by typing in a code. We have codes for us, one for the neighbors and one for delivery people. The delivery people code deactivates from 10pm-5:30am every day. Last night someone in a beat up Altima put in the delivery person code at 2am and now my husband is playing detective with the cameras to compare the driver to the delivery drivers we've seen in the last week.
1
141
They still have no idea. Are we fucked?
Replying to @MSFT365Status
As part of our investigation into the sustained traffic management imbalances, we’re reviewing traffic flows and affected infrastructure to identify opportunities to optimize routing. This includes verifying the reasons for service failures so we can develop specific actions to improve stability. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
101
Microsoft asking for thoughts and prayers. How much would this damage our economy if it lasted a week?
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
51
Microsoft is fucked. They still have no idea what went wrong.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
30
This means they have no fucking idea what is happening.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We've reviewed known impact scenarios and revised the list of impacted services and features, which can be viewed in the "more info" section of the communication MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you. We're continuing our work to isolate the issue affecting server availability, as well as other workstreams.
127
One day they won’t have a subway anymore and people will live down there. They will tell tales of the trains but have no idea why they stopped.
Mdrrrrrrr ne pas savoir qu’il faut envoyer un chassé dans le coin de la porte, c’est tellement nos petits
538
He works 2 government jobs. Leave some for the rest of us man.
More evidence of the folly of attempting to buy jobs with subsidies. Not only do you destroy lots of other jobs in other companies in the process, but the jobs you bought don't even stay bought. Carney denounces Stellantis’s ‘outrageous’ sale of auto plant to defence contractor Roshel - The Globe and Mail theglobeandmail.com/business…
39
*turns off comments.
unavailable
2
66
Where are the non western countries? Japan is a western country (possibly the last one).
🇨🇦🌎WE’RE #3 IN THE WORLD🌎🇨🇦 I freaking love this place.🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦
19
This was actually a Christian way of fighting that kept women and children out of it. We don’t do this anymore because we are no longer Christian.
هذا اغبى تكتيك عسكري بالتاريخ
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
التشكيلات الخطية كانت التكتيك القياسي في القرنين الـ18 والـ19. البنادق الناعمة كانت غير دقيقة وبطيئة التحميل (3 طلقات في الدقيقة تقريبا)، لذا سمحت الصفوف الكثيفة بنيران مركزة، والسيطرة على الجنود في دخان المعركة، والحماية من هجمات الفرسان. britannica.com/topic/tactics/… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_ta… teachinghistory.org/history-conten…
21
We are meeting here on X onthe traditional land of @jack Dorsey and the woke movement.
Oh man, I'm probably up to 500. I heard them waaayyy back in 2008 in the Yukon, although those ones weren't nearly as obnoxious as the ones white people like. It was more like "hey, it's really great to be here in Tlingit country."
13
They blow up one plane 41 years ago and we surrendered.
Bandi Chhor Divas rend hommage au sixième gourou sikh, Guru Hargobind Sahib Ji, et à sa libération de prison. C’est une célébration qui rassemble les familles dans un esprit fondé sur la foi, la justice, la générosité et l’action au service d’autrui – des valeurs incarnées par les communautés sikhes aux quatre coins du Canada, qui contribuent chaque jour à renforcer notre pays. À tous ceux qui célèbrent au Canada aujourd'hui : joyeuse fête de Bandi Chhor Divas. Ma déclaration : pm.gc.ca/fr/nouvelles/declar…
13
I watch government Pravda and believe everything it tells me. I am a free thinker.
Just watching the 5th Estate about the Ostrich Farm fiasco. Those people are mentally ill. Just recycled antivaxxer and truck convoy scammers. Embarrassing #CBC
1
12
Every Canadians working class person knows this.
Guy who makes $700k/yr: "We should expand public housing, feed the homeless, and give them dignity" Guy who makes $36k/yr: "Every hobo should be sent to work houses until they die"
12
It takes until almost 30 to finish education now. Then buy a home? People are 40 by the time they can have kids and then it’s too late. Socialists will win because conservatives are playing checkers in a chess tournament.
The main demographic change is age and a diminishing birth rate.
12
The problem with democracy is the demos.
Holy shit, just when I couldn't love this guy any more, he goes and does something like this. Kinew and Carney, they're a winning ticket.
7
There is a group of people that make money off of Charlie’s death that are demons. Richard is one of those. I don’t care if Erika is a bad person. This is demonic behaviour from Richard.
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The OP made up that second half of that quote. In the video Erika Kirk says no such thing. x.com/RichardHanania…
13
Some people are delusional
Carney’s budget is the perfect balance of prioritizing growth and ensuring that the proceeds of that growth are spent in good ways, and I’m delighted by it
11
The peloton ads with Miley Cyrus are bad and they should feel bad.
20