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You, yes YOU—the one reading this right now—are available out of the bullpen for the Red Sox tonight
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>Account called The Hellenist
>Complains about larger penises
For once the marble statue guys get it right
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calling for a salary cap before a salary floor is a sure sign that you haven’t been paying attention or are willfully ignorant of the “money” issue in MLB rn. hint: it’s not about a lack of money, it’s about a lack of owner’s willing to spend it
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i feel like if you gave me a solid couple of months working with a quarterbacks coach full-time, practicing the cadence, learning how to take the snap, getting the footwork right on the dropback, etc., i would probably be able to throw an interception in an nfl game
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The TV ratings machines simply aren’t ready for the impending Rangers Diamondbacks World Series
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The movie In Time owes me a 2 hours for watching that!!! I'm sorry rotten tomatoes. I'll trust you next time....
