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@AlanjBe
Joined June 2009
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My 8 month daughter dresses better than you
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Plies
@pliesOct 6
If Obama Had Ever Said Publicly On Camera That He Wouldn’t Mind If A Foreign Country. Blew Two US Cities Off The Map. They Would’ve Locked His Azz Up!! On The Spot!!!!!
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Kellen@Krush59Oct 6
Keep California out your fuckin mouth you orange pedophile rapist bitch
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 5
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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So when Trump eventually passes away, as a Los Angeles resident, I’m going to keep that same energy. By the way, millions of people in California voted for him and he just told them they are collateral damage.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 5
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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Death, taxes, October Kiké Hernandez.
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Well this AZ Chike album about to be on repeat 🕺
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What a horrible lifetime to NOT be a Dodger fan lmfaoooooo
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Welp, back to fuck Bron..Kobe for life! lol jk kinda
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black
@6LACKMay 15
Replying to @WhiteHouse
yo chain fake
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YO @jj_redick WHY NO RUI FOR THE LAST PLAY. WTF WRONG WITH YOU? MAXI KLEBER!?
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Send all them ICE agents, first! Since they so bad ass.
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Baby Keem album 🔂
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How does someone discover that curling is their thing?
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Holy shit, I love this dude's energy -- this is AMAZING how he gets ICE to back all the way down!!! FUCK ICE!!!!
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If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?
Homeland Security (@DHSgov) profile pictureHomeland Security
@DHSgovFeb 12
As long as she doesn’t drug and rob our agents, we’ll consider that an improvement over her past behavior.
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There’s too much sparkles & patent leather in “fashion” for me rn.
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"Bondi, you are a disgrace to the American people! You protect pedophiles who systematically rape children!"
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Kid Rock makes music for people who met their wife at a family reunion.
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@elmoFeb 9
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
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Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.
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