actor, comedian, writer, and taller than @robertdowneyjr SAG-AFTRA strike captain (he/they) IG: @alanstarzinski
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So last year I stopped going to therapy b/c my therapist got drunk and DMed me on Instagram... these are those DMs
I don’t think you all understand just how performatively gay corporations are gonna be this next pride month. Mascots are gonna be showing hole.
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Oh surprise, the list is primarily Democratic precincts. 🙄
Blatant election interference.
Do not be deterred!
Stay in line, ensure your vote is cast, and support each other!
This tyranny ends today with the ballots we cast!
Trump's Justice Department announced it is sending about 1,000 "election monitors" to polling places in all 50 states
huffpost.com/entry/election-…
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We’re all trying to find the guy who did this…
Trump: "We didn't start the war with Iran. Iran started the war with us."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The U.S. launched the war on February 28, 2026, with coordinated strikes under the name Operation Epic Fury. Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei was killed in the opening strikes. Iran retaliated afterward.
reuters.com/business/aeros…
apnews.com/article/iran-u…
Sounds like a COCKtober surprise.
.@KareemRifai says the allegations against a gay, closeted US Senator are an “October surprise” that will shake up a Senate race.
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At a certain level of wealth you just don't have to touch a computer again. Which probably explains why the ultra-rich are so obsessed with AI agents and why celebrities have been so quick to accept them. None of these people have to use computers!
🚨 Someone get this guy a charger
@Harry_Styles tells @thomyorke his laptop's been dead for 6 years and reveals where he keeps his notes: “On my phone. I use GarageBand a lot. And, like, voice notes.”
The Whitehouse is perpetually doing things no one wanted.
BREAKING WSJ:
The Trump Justice Department is reviewing whether the special prosecutor's office that investigated Watergate committed misconduct.
A revisionist historian went to DOJ HQ to present his case that Richard Nixon and his associates weren't treated fairly. wsj.com/us-news/law/decades-…
Becerra sucks so hard, I can’t believe he is the best option.
Xavier Becerra, the Democratic candidate for California governor, has taken substantial corporate funding from oil companies like Chevron. He assured us that he won’t take money from just any company, though. Watch the full interview: sf.news/3VVgRcN
He got that @Grindr on travel mode.
Axios: Mike Johnson to travel to 22 states in final midterm sprint
Speaker Mike Johnson is launching a six-week campaign blitz that will take him to more than 40 congressional districts across 22 states through Election Day, Axios has learned.
axios.com/2026/09/28/mike-jo…
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Jeremy Strong would treat his co-stars how he imagined Mark Zuckerberg would treat them during ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’.
“I told all the other actors in his scenes: ‘Guys, he’s not going to be hanging out with you at craft service. He’s not going to be yucking it up with you between takes. He’s probably not going to speak to you at all.”
(Source: nytimes.com/2026/09/19/magaz…)
