Alcatraz Ch.

Hello! I'm Alcatraz 📡 (not)CIA VTuber 📄 I like guns, tall women, and state secrets. 🎨SFW: #Lupart 🔞NSFW: #Lupass 🔴 twitch.tv/alcatraz_channel ✉️ alcatrazch.straw.page Community: discord.gg/WMYXqhrH6g

My alarm ripped me away from a dream that made me the happiest I've ever been

I would lowkey commit a horrendous crime for some beef stroganoff right now

"We have a unique opportunity here. Fragmented radio traffic from a remote site not on any records I can find. Whatever this is, it's not for us to know, and that's all the more reason we need to know. Radio traffic leads me to believe it's in disarray, something about 'the lights' and a distress call for a QRF. I'd rather avoid the politics of waiting on approval for this op, so we're just going to get the jump on it. We go in, document what we can, recover any material, and get out before this QRF of theirs catches us in the act. This is your trial by fire." Happy Halloween! #Lupart 🎨: @Cramnevvv

Go give my boy your money he needs to get out of the hood 😔

A month ago there were 1k of you, and now there's another 600 of you. I just want you all to know that I check each and every one of your profiles. Some of you are FREAKS, but I wouldn't want it any other way. Thank you @Golgotha_13 for this lovely gift!! #Lupart 🎨: @aze_miti

Fellas, is it gay to get pegged? Asking for a friend

Call out a cheater, get called a pedo. The jokes write themselves with the """aim community"""

I wonder how the """aim community""" is going to defend this one, just like they did with that BF6 cheater lmao

I knew not to have high hopes for Edgerunners 2 but damn that was still disappointing

Call me a white woman the way I got that dog in me

You are not immune to small cute fed propaganda #Lupart 🎨: @ShizudrawII

It's not too early to crush pumpkins, right? #Lupart 🎨: @R4ndomizr

This new 'debate' going around has shown me which people I follow have actual developed frontal lobes and who does not

Do you think Cyberpunk "free thinkers" are just people who don't pay their subscription service thinking fee and they get slimed out by a corpo assassin or fried by their implants per corpo TOS

So can we talk about how ATROCIOUS the FOV of AC8 is and how it's 2026 but they STILL don't have a setting to change it, instead requiring a mod that requires you to disable EAC, which then does not allow you to play online?

I gained a lot of new followers since the last time my other OC got any art, so you new gens get to see her now. Lupa and Eka are polar opposites in almost every way. Still don't know if I should combine their universes story wise or not 🤔

[Railgun Warning] [Railgun Warning] [Railgun Warning] [Railgun Warning] [Missile Alert] [Missile Alert] [Missile Alert] [Pull Up] [Pull Up] [Stall Warning] [You're Gay] [Pull Up] [RAILGUN WARNING] [RAILGUN WARNING] GET OUT OF MY HEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDD I KNOW THERE'S A RAIL GUN FUCK

Call my pants Iran the way bitches think I have weapons of mass destruction inside it