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Making actual beer since 2016. 🏳️‍🌈 owned and operated. Snarky GenXers with extra degrees and opinions.

Hackensack, NJ
Joined August 2012
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We supported you. We had you back during COVID. We did your NJ tourism events. For free. Now, you turn on us. Not feelin’ it, @GovMurphy
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Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito took a luxury fishing trip to Alaska with billionaire Paul Singer, whose hedge fund then had repeated business before SCOTUS over the years that followed. Alito never disclosed the trip or recused himself from Singer's cases. (THREAD)
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On Saturday, June 17, I was on a Lyft ride in Washington, D.C. that made me fear for my safety. My driver missed numerous turns, prolonging my ride. In the midst of D.C. traffic, he almost hits a car and slams on his breaks, stopping about a foot from the car in front of him-
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It’s go time
Fairleigh Dickinson and Texas Southern about to tip in the First Four. Most significantly? It’s a matchup of @Alementary vs. @UTR_Brewery. May the best beer win.
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Replying to @Alementary
Sportsball IPA is a hell of a beverage
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Wondering what to drink while watching the sportsball? Have a Sportsball IPA!! Watch party tonight for the FDU game in the taproom.
It's @TheAthletic's men's NCAA Tournament Beer Guide! Back for a third March: 68 teams, 68 local brews. Read responsibly. 🍻 theathletic.com/4309961
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It's @TheAthletic's men's NCAA Tournament Beer Guide! Back for a third March: 68 teams, 68 local brews. Read responsibly. 🍻 theathletic.com/4309961
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The pack is a great gift + way to support these brands + awesome selection of quality drinks, from brands including @DrinkGAYBEER, @drinklunar_, @DrinkSool, @taleabeer, @LCCB_FarmBrews, @japascervejaria, @CrownsAndHops, @TheOwlsBrew, @Alementary, and more!
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Y'all, Apple is almost certainly threatening to pull Twitter because they've stopped following Apple's objectionable content policy. (Follow @AuschwitzMuseum which is tracking how suddenly reports of antisemitic content are being found "within policy" at Twitter.)
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Everyone in NJ politics wants the this to be someone else’s problem and @GovMurphy doesn’t seem to care if his administration crushes an entire industry. So many ways he could solve this, and we get crickets.
New Jersey is imposing outrageous and asinine regulations on craft breweries, including a requirement that patrons must take a tour of the brewery before purchasing any alcohol. reason.com/2022/07/23/new-je…
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To be fair, people are ok as long as they’re not having fun. Which is coincidentally the unofficial state motto, right @NJGov?
New Jersey tasting rooms be like
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The list of shit the #NJABC says is now illegal for breweries to do is so inclusive it would be laughable if it weren’t an attempt to destroy an entire industry.
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No more rounds on the house. Generosity is frowned upon in @NJGov.
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25 performances of amplified music per year. So we shall drink in silence from now on. Stage whispers are acceptable.
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