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time is the ultimate currency

Joined December 2024
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when you accidentally send your pussy to the group of hedge fund guys
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I took the app for a test run around Chicago and wow
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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i woke up like this
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but you belong to me… YOU BELONG TO MEEEEEE
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house of balloons by the weekend youre welcome the second part of the song sucks but the first part oh my god ive literally masturbated just to the music
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I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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dunder mifflin the paper people’s paper people
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IF I ORDER SOMETHING ON AMAZON I EXPECT THE TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY TO DELIVER MY FCKING PACKAGES ON THE DAY I SELECT THEM TO COME WHY THE FUCK WOULD I USE YOUR CHINESE ASS COMPANY FOR ANY OTHER REASON BESIDES MY CONVENIENCE? im cancelling my amazon prime after this smh @amazon
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three different packages delayed when it says they are in the closest fcking facility to me like what are you talking about
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the royal family is trying to banish me from the country
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i woke up like this
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they werent paying attention
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the fact that you exist as an entirely unrepeatable perspective on reality should fill you with an enormous sense of possibility. nobody can create from the exact place you create from. nobody can see through your eyes. take that seriously. make something of it.
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shaking ass tonight like im meek mill
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its almost halloween 👻
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and i give insane brain
fumbling an esoteric yet neurodivergent brat who genuinely cared about you will haunt you for the rest of your life btw
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before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now
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