Comedian. JUST FOR US is on @HBO. loves ramen and black & white cookies and strange novels.

Boston/NY/LA
Joined April 2009
Breaking News! The official trailer for #ThePaper is here. The show airs Sep. 4 on ⁦@peacock⁩ and obviously my character is a genius.
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ON THIS DAY: The Boston Red Sox came back from down 3-0 to beat the New York Yankees in Game 7 of the ALCS 🙌 22 Years later, and it still feels surreal 🤩
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grotesque. there oughta be universal condemnation decades in war zones and @Heidiphotos first major injury comes from masked settlers.
Dozens of masked Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villagers trying to gather their autumn olive harvest. Heidi Levine, a veteran photographer for The Post, was also knocked her to the ground, kicked repeatedly and stripped of her camera and phone. wapo.st/4yY8dJw
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My favorite fact is that no one’s name ever got changed at Ellis Island because it makes people *absolutely furious.*
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Guys, people starting to get very fired up and name-calling others in the comments. There’s no need for that - it’s extremely low-stakes, I promise you!!!
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in every ball sport you have one of two attitudes toward the ball. either “i will hurt you” or “i will cherish you”. interestingly, arguably the least violent sport, baseball, has the most violent attitude toward the ball. but the most violent sport, football, most loves the ball
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Why would I study history when it’s just gonna repeat itself
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Put the working comics back on #SiriusXM. Without a healthy comedy middle class, there’s fewer comedy fans, comedy clubs, comedy spaces.
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A bummer of an ending, but thank you Red Sox for the most interesting, up-and-down, glorious, weird season in recent memory.
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Huh. Hard to imagine anyone voting for this asshole, right? Right?
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Israel's Central Elections Committee voted Wednesday to disqualify Mansour Abbas' United Arab List slate from running in the election, as well as the Joint List, which consists of the parties Hadash, Ta'al and Balad. In its decisions, the committee claimed some members of the parties "reject Israel as a Jewish and democratic state." The decisions may be reversed by appeal to the High Court of Justice, which struck down similar rulings in previous election cycles | Michael Hauser Tov, Chen Maanit, Noa Shpigel and Jack Khoury 🔗: haaretz.com/israel-news/elec…
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A lot of people will incorrectly diagnose the Covid conscious lesbian bar drama as a woke problem. True heads understand it as a Massachusetts crank problem. These local cranks exist as part of a sacred fabric of obstinate resistance bostonglobe.com/2026/09/17/m…
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I thought this was a great headline but honestly the article was better.
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We went on a run, and it was sick.
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just watched the Michael Jackson biopic and found it to be a really touching kids movie.
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