Nobody will know.

Taking pollution down to zero % apr.

No way! An Italian did something sneaky and selfish for their own personal financial gain?!? Stop the presses.

I wonder what prompt they fed Chat GPT to write those essays.

About to turn these memory foam shoe inserts to nightmare foam inserts.

I think a lot more people would trust the vaccine if would have won a JD Power & Associated award.

Using the Green Lantern ring to light the cig of a bar fly you just banged in a truck in rural Nebraska is truly something I’d never thought I’d see on screen.

Adjusted for inflation Kevin McCallister spent $2,302.75 on room service.

It’s fun knowing that the “Devil’s Lettuce” is just actual lettuce now.

I feel like this is way more of a case of San Antonio losing the finals than New York winning the finals.

Dude looks like Snape sold crypto.

It’s a real shame these high gas prices will have zero effect on the Pedal Pub industry.

If Trump was an emo band he’d be Lost Prophets. Fake religious, loves losing actual profits, and is very much a depraved pedophile.

This is pretty rich coming from the type of folks who invented “frequenting a common nuisance” laws to arrest more people.

“Too Autistic for Pedo Island” - The Elon Musk story.

If anyone wants to know how IU did this, just know they scored exactly 666 points this season.