Berkley, MI
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Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you
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This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.
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In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.
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On top of everything else going wrong in my life the monkey I follow on TikTok just died
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The Detroit Lions announced today that Bob Quinn and Matt Patricia have been relieved of their duties.
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You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.
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“Add 30” is the only necessary microwave feature everything else is just being dramatic
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[having to cough out in public]
EXCUSE ME. everyone. i need to inform you all that i do NOT have the covid i simply have CHOKED on my OWN spit bc i am TRULY INCOMPETENT as a HUMAN.
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"This is the generation that CAN change this."
Powerful words from University of Minnesota head coach P.J. Fleck, who believes "the world can learn a lot from college football teams."
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University of Minnesota just broke a bunch of ties with the Minneapolis Police Department
