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As an Englishman, I can confirm this is in fact not the average English girl. The average English girl looks like a cross of an XL bully and someone that smokes 40 cigarettes a day
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bro I swear down the creamy type of squirt is so much better than the water kind
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Fun fact: this is the girl that got me fired from my $180,000 a year job for photocopying her
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Imagine needing a piss on a plane but Alex Pembroke is in their stuffing herself with toys
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I鈥檝e seen the video and she earned every penny of it. Think is bussed to it like 3 times today
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This girl got me sacked from my job. Whatever. I was beating to her at work most days so it was deserved. I didn鈥檛 like my job anyway I just won鈥檛 have any money now this month lmao.
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Boys at Halloween: let鈥檚 dress up as something funny from a movie
Girls at Halloween: let鈥檚 dress up like a slut and fuck the first guy that gives me attention
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Arrest me, tase me, handcuff me, put me against the wall, call your superior (if she鈥檚 female) and take me to the backseat.
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Hold on this bird is a straight up freak. What is she doing with all them items there must be some insane videos of her 馃槀馃拃
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Now my girlfriend has caught me speaking to this girl on here
Bruh my life is actually over
