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According to my friends, the phrase "I made an avocado cheesecake" is the most hipster thing I've said in my life.
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I tried to poach an egg. It looks like a ghost 👻
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Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it
Actor Rob Schneider offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
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Eu não senti as pessoas comentando o suficiente da torcida mandando o Trump tomar no c# na hora do hino dos Estados Unidos #SeleçãoFeminina #braxeua #amistoso
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Damn Amazon and USPS. They lost the time machine supplies I ordered.
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I checked again around 5:15 PM just in case the actual time counted as a second delivery attempt. I even took a picture from a safe distance to avoid being seen by my past or future self and accidentally creating a rift in the timeline.
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No delivery yet. Ironically, the Vortex Manipulator and Sonic Screwdriver I ordered could have prevented this entire situation.
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Puerto Rico fans and the team singing along to Preciosa by Marc Anthony, our most heartfelt patriotic song, after the win with De León noticeably emotional. This is what passion, culture and love looks like This is what BASEBALL looks like 🇵🇷❤️
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IT'S GONE! PUERTO RICO WINS! DARELL HERNAIZ, WALK-OFF HOME RUN!
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as a Spaniard, i'm utterly devastated to hear Trump wants to cut ties with Spain. how will we survive without lectures on freedom from a man who thinks paella needs ketchup? we'll try to cope with universal healthcare and 30 days of paid vacation. thoughts and tapas y'all 🇪🇸
NOW - Trump: "We're gonna cut off all trade with Spain, we don't want anything to do with Spain."
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NBC is prohibiting the NHL from posting Olympic clips so they're MS paint animating them. Pretty dope, actually.
Celebrini cinema 😮‍💨 Czechia vs. Canada is LIVE at the #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics on @peacock, @USANetwork, @cbcsports, & @cbcgem! (🎨: @nba_paint)
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Lady Gaga being in the show is also Latino culture because we all have that white cousin who can drink tequila and speaks perfect Spanish two years after marrying into the family.
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One of the BEST @Jeopardy endings I’ve seen! Congrats Allison!
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A “fake American citizen?” Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry? Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them. Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small.
Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
People who live in Puerto Rico has been identified as US citizens since 1917. Additionally, Jake Paul, who has lived in Puerto Rico since 2021, still would technically qualify as a US citizen. loc.gov/classroom-mate…. variety.com/2026/music/new…
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Alexis 🇵🇷 retweeted
Baseball immortality. Carlos Beltrán is heading to Cooperstown! 👏
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BREAKING: In a powerful moment, Ana Navarro just delivered the strongest rebuke of Donald Trump’s Rob Reiner post we’ve seen yet. This is a must watch.
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Damn chatbots! Car check engine light went on last night. I'm trying to read on this website what that code means, but this annoying chat keeps opening in front of the answer.
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Con tristeza y dolor anunciamos el fallecimiento de Sandy Alomar Sr. Como pelotero tuvo una carrera de 15 años en MLB donde fue elegido al All-Star Game en 1970. Además, fue mentor de múltiples generaciones de puertorriqueños y latinos en diversos roles como coach y dirigente tanto en la LBPRC, Ligas Menores y en en MLB. Sus hijos, Sandy Alomar Jr. y Roberto Alomar, son parte esencial de su extraordinario legado.
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We are deeply saddened by the passing of former Major League player and coach Sandy Alomar Sr. The Puerto Rico native played for six different teams across his 15-year playing career and was an American League All-Star for the Angels in 1970. He totaled 227 stolen bases, including a career-high 39 in 1971. He went on to coach for several Major League teams through 2009. He is the father of 1990 AL Rookie of the Year and 6-time All-Star Sandy Alomar Jr. and Hall of Famer Roberto Alomar. Alomar Sr. was 81 years old.
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“This is actually my first win of the year. I went 0-9 in Triple-A, so it’s pretty cool that my first one is here. … This means the world to me.” José De León reflects on his Red Sox debut 🙌
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RED SOX CLINCH A POSTSEASON SPOT WITH A #WALKOFF
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