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Anesthesia Deorum Ars. 💉 Aspiring dirt lord 🪨 ⚔️ Arsad in GBF ⚔️ He/Him/His

Azeroth.
Joined March 2009
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Cómo hacen para ser tan precisos a la hora de mandar el café en bolsita. Los admiro y tecueme.
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We must build more donut centers
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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Alguien apague el viernes por fa.
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Va a ser la PEOR SEMANA de tu vida si ignoras al gatito que saluda.
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Metamos 2 semanas en las siguientes 4 horas.
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La ironía de felicitar un artista con una imagen hecha con IA generativa 💀
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Posso ser Paragon mil vezes no Mass Effect, eu sempre aperto o botão de renegade nessa cena, satisfatório demais.
and FUCK kai leng!!
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5 horas para el bad ending. AM I BAD ENOUGH YET?
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I like this thought… ❤️💙 #MassEffect #Femshep #broshep #N7
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I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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Bien gracioso pero no de risa que $58 no fulleen un tanque de un sedán.
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Why is everyone getting so enthralled criticizing this game, using the exact, same, clip, over and over. Being, also like the second boss from tutorial land.
Sotn ain't even in my top 10 castlevania games but let's not pretend the second boss you fight in sotn aint harder than 90% of this game's bosses
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por supuesto nunca sería yo quien os animaría a engañar a una empresa multimillonaria, pero sé por un pajarito que si hacéis videollamada de Google Meets y compartís pantalla, la otra persona puede escanear el QR con su móvil y se soluciona
🔴 Spotify se pone serio con las cuentas familiares compartidas: verificación por código QR 🔹 Los miembros del plan Familiar tendrán que escanear un QR que aparece en el móvil del titular, y ambos deben estar juntos en el mismo lugar. 🔹 El código cambia cada pocos segundos, así que no vale pasarse una captura de pantalla. 🔹 Hay 7 días para completar la verificación desde que aparece el aviso; si no, la cuenta baja al plan gratuito. 🔹 Y quien falle no podrá unirse a otro plan Familiar o Dúo durante 12 meses. 🪢 Spotify (soporte)
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The Belmont's Curse haters have made me start defending a game I don't even love. "You can just cheese most bosses and break the game with the right spells and equipment" as if that doesn't describe every single Castlevania game since Symphony
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Could have Édith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo in this post is AI-generated, not a real photograph of protests in Paris. It edits a 2015 image from Yerevan, Armenia, replacing the protester with the Pink Panther. sicnoticias.pt/sicverifica/20… newtral.es/pantera-rosa-p… theguardian.com/world/gallery/…
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Hoy hicimos cosas de niño grande.
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“This isn’t Castlevania” “This isn’t Gears of War” “This isn’t Silent Hill” “This isn’t God of War” “This isn’t Final Fantasy” What is this pattern? At some point you have to wonder if some people even like gaming anymore or if they just like being angry about it
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Llegas casi 35 años tarde para quejarte de tener que usar el látigo para desplazarte
Replying to @SurlyGamer
3/6 - I do not play to traverse rooms via a whip, which SHOULD be the Vampire Killer and a Belmont's primary weapon. I do not want to play a Castlevania game with convoluted menus, bland ambient music, a camera zoomed out so far that I can see an entire area, clunky whip controls
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"Es que Belmont's Curse no es un #Castlevania porque te la pasas dasheando y brincando". Wey, Rly?! 🤦🏼‍♂️
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