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Joined December 2013
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There he is, that's the puppet master that cursed my dick
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A ‘MR. TERRIFIC’ series is in the works. Allan Heinberg (‘The Sandman’) is writing the pilot. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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These types of posts always make me chuckle because they present the situation as some sort of binary breaking genderfucky act of queerness or whatever but it always boils down to "be both have a vagina so its lesbian"
Ppl aren’t queer enough anymore.. I’m a transmasc lesbian on t and the other day I made out with my friend who’s a gay trans man. Just for fun. We’re all gay who cares
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Another claudeleine fan art #interviewwiththevampire
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New #Overwatch Mythic Skin Trailer: Necrotic Knight Roadhog 💀
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Odio sus estúpidos altares con merch de Coco, neta espero que sus familiares los embrujen por andarles poniendo esa chingadera.
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"you smell even better when you're awake"
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Ya vienen en camino.
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THIS IS SO HILARIOUS I’M CRYING 😭
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Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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"2026 VA A SER MI AÑO" yo en octubre:
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HES JUST LIKE ME
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Miles Moerales
your reminder that miles morales uses kaomojis
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If I was getting tortured and some dumbass next to me on the rack was saying some shit like “in a thousand agonies I exist!!” I’d immediately snitch. Guard this man is finding catharsis and meaning through suffering. 10 hot lashes and also cut his penis off. Annoying motherfucker
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Don’t think anyone has topped this till date
Name a song where the featured artist completely stole the show
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orville talking to the board: im so sorry for her behavior. i know you all have your concerns but i assure you she is suited for the job. i have no idea where this came from. ill talk to her. olivia in her room with gwens intestines:
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absolutely enthralled with this Solomon from our game just now
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i don't think that's a good thing #deadlock #vyper
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