@AliceRHamilton

misandrist comedian ♥️🖤🤍💚 gun violence is the solution to domestic violence.

 Los Angeles, CA
instagram.com/missalicehamilton
Joined November 2016
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fuck it here is a 28 page episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia I wrote. Probably the best thing I’ve ever written and I want someone to enjoy it.
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I heard a woman talk about her half siblings from affairs as “the physical manifestation of my mother’s pain”
𝓝𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓲@HazNyangiOct 24
I can now talk about this since time has passed. My late friend was an affair kid and I remember how she tried reaching out to her siblings and dad and they all blocked her. When she died from an accident, I informed them of her passing and not even her dad came to the burial.
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7@zithekydOct 24
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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took her 408 days but she finally managed to squeeze out a real tear 💧
Crystal Smallen
@CrystalSmallenOct 23
Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂
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damn if redbar ain’t covering this h3h3 cheating scandal you know he must really be dead 🥲
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do you think he got this tattoo to try and strengthen his resolve? like I bet he was feeling so tempted and thought this would help him not to cheat. like I’m getting guilty conscience from this
cody@angeIfxckOct 23
the idea of cheating when u have this tattoo. the idea of cheating with someone who has this tattoo. tbh the idea of this tattoo.
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this is why your boss be saying “we’re a family here” 😂 they want you to feel bad
Chiko Biscuit ✨@Rainbow_WxtchOct 20
Can we talk about the guilt that comes with calling in sick at work? 😭
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You genuinely couldn't pay me to give a fuck if someone is a documented immigrant or not
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cops are so stupid
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clara@xocybrluvOct 19
eu me mato. nao to nem brincando. prefiro morrer do que ser obrigada a ser mãe pra manter um sistema funcionando
Short Dobrado da Zanotti 4.0@tatiane8vzzOct 19
Acabei de ver um cara falando claramente que a solução para baixa natalidade é a maternidade compulsória. Mulheres sendo obrigadas a engravidar. E ele falou serio, e pior, não é primeiro cara que vejo defendendo isso. O futuro será tenebroso para mulheres.
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resisting the too-online urge to post my crimes on main 😌
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look at france and then look at this
Brendan Gutenschwager
@BGOnTheScene18 Oct 2025
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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Israel is a murderous apartheid state which has no right to exist in Palestine. Israel does have a right to exist IN GERMANY. OR POLAND. HELL Y’ALL CAN HAVE AUSTRIA TOO! THEM NIGGAS OWE YOU!!!
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Cressa Moore
@cressida_mooreOct 16
True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Iman@Iman4iiOct 16
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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0.9 vote lfi en 2027@tidi140Oct 17
Si je meurs par la police n’écoutez pas mes parents je suis pas pacifiste je veux pas la paix brûlez tout
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why’s he doing the mr beast smile?
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this mov would remind me of madam web even if Dakota wasn’t in it….
luke@bcktolukeOct 16
this is awful wow
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If you don’t want to make your wife orgasm, why did you marry her? That’s the point of marriage.
The Preservative@preservatismOct 16
Replying to @_nomadic_soul
If you don't want to have sex with your husband, why did you marry him? That's the point of the marriage.
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and it needs to be applied retroactively to undo all Taylor’s technicalities.
aram 🐏
@aramnotagoatOct 16
Unrelated to personal feelings at all, Billboard needs to update its single charts to not allow multiple “versions” of a song to count towards the original’s chart position. I hate when ANY artist does it btw
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Taylor Swift having zero bridesmaids confirms her status as not-a-girls-girl in a way I haven’t seen since she made herself a boy-mom in the anti hero music video. because what do you mean you’re threatened by the wives of the sons you haven’t even birthed yet??
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