Alice retweeted
we wouldn't have any discourse about what people wear at the gym if we all exercised naked like in ancient greece
Alice retweeted
Your strength in JJK is defined by the amount of reaction images you can spawn proportional to your screentime
Alice retweeted
That time my classmate was like "Everyone is invited to my birthday except you cuz you never talk to us" and looked at me and I gave her zero reaction and just continued scrolling my phone like she really thought she'd gag me like go fuck yourself and your birthday party 😭😭😭😭
you're correct dinner should be at the end of the date after other activities not the whole date highkey funny that this mostly on the female end tho
Alice retweeted
Tweets like this are manosphere bait bc like. Did you just not use ur brain when rejecting before or
“Hotness is contextual” as an adult it kinda sucks she didn’t realize what context she needed before she rejected him but hey it all worked out lol
I've never been more happy that their shit to do at work because this dude has me pissed off with this level of fumbling
Alice retweeted
I be judging people by which tweets of mine they like before following me like, “I see you’re a woman of taste 😌☝🏽”
Alice retweeted
man 😭😭i wonder how many times he would’ve said “again” if she didn’t break character to call him out LMAO
Alice retweeted
they solved the PHP vulnerability issue by simply geoblocking any IP from outside of japan
incredible work. foolproof solution. no issues here.
【Aimeサービスサイト、AimePayメンテナンス終了】
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メンテへのご協力ありがとうございました。
詳細は下記お知らせをご確認ください。
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Bro my face cheeks hurt from laughing every time I watch this lmfao
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The shared video is a promotional advertisement for Shuffle, a crypto casino. It shows the Shuffle app in a prank skit without clear disclosure of being an ad.
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Replying to @pepperfusion
“Whiiiiis, you simply must try what these earthlings call - “Texas Beef Brisket” - it’s simply immaculate.”
Alice retweeted
Taking a commemorative photo with Kai Cenat’s bodyguard! 📸
He was huge, strong, and playful! 💪🤣
Kai Cenatのボディガードと記念撮影📸
彼はデカくて、強くて、お茶目だった👍
Alice retweeted
Replying to @jasmiliano
They replicate the process needed to form a natural diamond in a lab. So it’s essentially the same thing
Alice retweeted
I hate when people are presented with facts and get to talking about how they feel. Your feelings literally don’t matter.
Replying to @NoFreeBands
But thats still not real it didnt come from the ground i feel like people are being delusional lmao
Alice retweeted
Would be the craziest shit if we won and the story ends and they announce EOS😭✌️😂
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#NIKKE
Alice retweeted
Nepotism is a cool concept until you realize you or your relatives are not on that privileged side like 99% of the population and you see someone's incompetent relative doing the work that you've worked so hard for years
Sylvester Stallone says that having his daughter in a major role in ‘TULSA KING’ Season 4 is absolutely nepotism.
“First they go, ‘Nepotism is terrible. I said, ‘Oh please, you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism.' Then obviously you don’t care about your kids, because they come first.
Of course it’s nepotism, you idiot. That’s why we’re parents. We want the best for our children. So obviously, we let them have every advantage.”
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