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Joined February 2012
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Replying to @charlvickers
my mum said “oh thank god, I thought you were going to tell me you’re pregnant” hahaha Congratulations! ✨
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toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store
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So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory
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truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint
Paul McCartney is on Chicken Shop Date this Friday.
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clem retweeted
My performances
What would you do with this space? 🤔
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imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent
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cher's outfits reveals on "the cher show", 1975
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It’s so cold and I’m so sick . I understand why Victorian ppl used to just die
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me when I’m not that girl
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The "we shouldn't be doing this" as we're uncontrollably heavy breathing into each others mouths
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kissing someone passionately in a dive bar is one of the few joys we still have left
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UGLY
If you think my home city of Brum has a problem with garbage on its streets, then go take a look at the bags of shit gathering on the streets of London today.
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Skinny jeans in 2025?! I mean, least of our problems here but yikes
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remember when hugh grant did this
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say what you want about women’s football but at least they’re man enough to fuck each other
and they were roommates
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july 29, tuesday...
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