@AliquamScripto

I'm the best since he died and he lied. Previous work here - https://xitter.cf/t.co/aHUZvdPcxf - & highlights. Blog link below. Latest article pinned.

Joined October 2017
I wasn't going to but sometimes you just need to get some things off your chest! My match review on the Como defeat: aliquamscripto.substack.com/…
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Antony had 2 G/A in the Prem between mid October 2022 and March 2024.
I wanted Cunha and Mbeumo but they’ve flopped so far and performance wise Antony was actually a better signing than both of them. Don’t give me numbers either Antony was intelligent on the ball and had decent numbers first season, these two had decent numbers and horrible game intelligence. Sometime you have to hold your hands up they’re not as good as we thought.
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Hey man, the creator of the gramophone won’t know how to use Fruit Loops without someone teaching them
Ucl with Porto, treble with Inter, the best defensive record in the prem with Chelsea, the best attacking record in Laliga with Real Madrid, first manager to win the UECL, 26 years experience. All these to be told you have to learn from a guy that's just starting his career. OMDS
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I know Stove wrote this chorus
JOHN LEGEND PHARRELL WILLIAMS CLIPSE BODIES ON THE FLOOR (NEW SONG) PREMIERED ON JOE AND JADA DROPPING TONIGHT 🚨
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A new series?
WESTSIDE GUNN ALBUM 🚨 HEELMATIC 💿 NOVEMBER 13TH.
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Amorim still can’t beat Bournemouth then
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Robbie Savage has become a referee handbook
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Yeah, that’s a red card I’m sorry
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I opened my notifications and I see Brighton are facing Jalapeño. Something gotta be done about the Conference League
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If United were to have an IPO at this moment, Bruno would be the one ringing the bell
Bruno Fernandes will not be stripped of the #mufc captaincy and is unlikely to be disciplined by United following his criticism of the coaching staff after the defeat to Como. There is disappointment with his comments, but the wider feeling is he was voicing understandable anger at the manner of the defeat [@RobDorsettSky]
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It’s insane how much people will let go because of a result. Cannot believe it
You’ll never be able to outrun poor performances, the warning signs were glaring last season. Over 70% of the games he won, the performances were not good. His in game management was an issue, his substitutions were often poor and some of his selections were poor.
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Masses finding out what it takes to make a big club in real life and not subjugated by cretinous evil and corrupt PSR laws, is quite hilarious. In the Premier League Como would have been sanctioned already. As per.
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What’s his success rate?
113 - Bruno Fernandes has made more high-intensity pressures in the opposition half than any other midfielder in the UEFA Champions League this season. Unaccompanied.
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“This season”
Last season Carrick kept it simple and it worked. It was a clear 4-4-2 mid-block, compact, hard to break down. The players were fit, they knew their jobs, we sat deep and then hit teams on the counter. That is why we won games easily. But this season he has tried to change everything. Now he wants us to press in a 4-2-4, keep the ball, control games, dominate possession. That is why you see all these passing drills in training. The problem is the players can't do it. They don't have the legs or the brains to press for 90 minutes.
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I’m scared you man don’t actually watch games
I really don’t like that 4-2-4 shape off the ball. The space around the CMs is way too much. I don’t think you can play a full season like that
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Out Of Control #36 🟧🟩🟩🟨⬛ 9/15 games.footballcliches.com Nah that last one is a stinker from me
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😂😂😂
Good on Merse, sick of the disproportionate level of coverage they get. I distinctly remember when Arsenal started to slip out of the UCL places the podcasts and media essentially lost interest in us unless something humiliating happened.
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Again, everyone is an analyst online
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Whew…
Carrick put INEOS in a terrible spot. I don't think they envisaged him doing this well and they have shown themselves to be cowards so the easiest thing to do is give him the job. Is it the right thing to do? I am unsure. He has done a great job as an interim but long term, I have my doubts.
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Also hasn’t won a league like Sirbozo, who the OP is referencing, so you know
Stevie is many things but he sure as hell didn’t lose a European final to Spurs 🤣🤣🤣 Nor did he finish 15th but that’s a side note
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