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Unserious people. #ASScast every Thursday at 7 PM. TOOA every other Tuesday. Our blogs are unfiltered, but edited. “Touch Grass. Toss Salad.” JLPP EST 3/27/2023

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🚨WE ARE LIVE 🚨
TONIGHT 7 PM central: #ASScast is #back from hiatus. It'll be a two-man show, like the videos republican senators secretly watch. We’ll talk news and headlines and throw in some spooky stuff for Halloween! Join us in the comments and send us hate mail. ⬇️ youtube.com/live/wp3ibNw1swU…
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🚨10 MINUTE WARNING 🚨
TONIGHT 7 PM central: #ASScast is #back from hiatus. It'll be a two-man show, like the videos republican senators secretly watch. We’ll talk news and headlines and throw in some spooky stuff for Halloween! Join us in the comments and send us hate mail. ⬇️ youtube.com/live/wp3ibNw1swU…
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TONIGHT 7 PM central: #ASScast is #back from hiatus. It'll be a two-man show, like the videos republican senators secretly watch. We’ll talk news and headlines and throw in some spooky stuff for Halloween! Join us in the comments and send us hate mail. ⬇️ youtube.com/live/wp3ibNw1swU…
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All Sports Scene retweeted
In writing a story about Jonah Jackson, Darnell Wright asked me to find out something about him. “He’s always gotta take a shit for some reason." Yes, this is a thing in the Bears O-line room. My feature story on Jackson, the heartbeat of the Bears. allchgo.com/bears/from-mean-…
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It’s been over a month, and we know you’ve missed us. So yes, #ASScast tonite, kween.
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We will be #back this week. Worse than ever. Join us on Thursday at 7 PM, or don’t, fuck you.
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The NFL is drunk right now. Vikings are 6-0. The Browns are leading the AFC North. There are 3,000,000 international games this season. Wild.
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There is no #ASScast tonight, again. We are hoping to be back next week. Not that anyone gives a shit.
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For those running the Chicago Marathon today, remember to wear your diaper because stopping to go to the bathroom is for quitters.
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We do plan on resuming both Talking Out Our ASS and #ASScast once our personal schedules allow for it. Until then: eat ass, touch grass.
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Oh hey, there’s no #ASScast tonight
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The MLB Playoffs are brought to you by Booking.com, when your team is eliminated and needs to book their trip to Cancun, they use Booking.com!
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There is no #ASScast tonight. We’re sorry or you’re welcome.
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Jalen “ow my head” Hurts
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A year ago today, we had our 100th episode live show at @RamovaChicago!
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We talked about Brenton briefly on ASScast with @AllSportsScene last night and I truly am so happy for him, I can’t even imagine how happy he must feel. Pop off king!
Brenton Doyle’s MLB career: 2023: 59-103 with Rockies 2024: 61-101 with Rockies 2025: 43-119 with Rockies 2026: 44-67 with Rockies before getting traded 2026: playoffs with White Sox There can’t be a happier guy on Earth than him right now.
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Everyone go say happy birthday to @chi_rox_ and then say nothing else.
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🚨WE ARE LIVE 🚨
TONIGHT 7 PM: #ASScast will be live! We’re gonna talk actual sports! Weird! - MLB Postseason - NFL Weekend - President’s Cup Thursday And more! Come hang out with us and let’s have a mediocre time together. youtube.com/live/51ygzSnQXzE…
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