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Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf) profile picture

Taking candy from Daisies and stepping on little children... I identify as a GAY TRIBBLE. #STLV ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––

Joined June 2009
Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)Photo by Calista Lockjaw ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ––. He Him BORGDADDY (@Allanismsf)
#StarTrekSNW #StarTrek is it me or does Uhura seem to "get around" no matter what universe/series/ movie she's part of? Kirk. Spock. Scotty. Christine. Who hasn't she made out with?? Who's next??
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Apparently our 1 yr old HomePod minis are haunted. All 4 started playing randomly on their own(ghosting?)before bricking with red lights. Took them in & the only "fix" was offering to recycle them. $ down the drain. Really? Do better please @Apple @johnternus @AppleSupport. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽ
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#emmys I am truly of the mind that, even though #Hacks ended this year, #jeansmart will still win for it next year without getting nominated.
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This #emmys broadcast has been brought to you by creepy desperate drug companies that have no issue raping your favorite 80s and 90s hits to lure you into their web.
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#Emmys These comedy fillers are definitely trying too hard. (Erotic house painting?๐Ÿคฎ) The only thing that tries harder is @Georgesantos during last call at The Abbey in LA.
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#Emmys whoever came up with that opening number needs to be drawn and quartered. Or worseโ€”put in a sealed room with Drew Barrymore for 7 days.
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Ok. Iโ€™m a gay man and have NEVER listened to #taylorswift. IF I were to start, what album should I start with? What would get me hooked?
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I'm absolutely looking forward to seeing everyone at this years @CreationEnt #STLV ! As always I'll be wearing my Fun and Frivolous Trek Shirts for all to enjoy. And handing out some Buttons while they last. Please say HI if you see me! LLAP!
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