This sort of meme will never not be funny to me

I feel uninspired by the upper end of the cosmetics market. Very little is coherent & merchandised well together even in established lines. I’ll start with makeup. Artist led brands Westman Atelier, mph, VioletteFR remain uneven. Fara Homidi shirked packaging. Danissa Myricks got screwed by being mid marketed goofy. Most agree Westman is the grown up luxury pick poised to lift off but despite buying a full set of sticks I never use them. Even Merit & Milk get more rotation from me which are a full category below them. Where is well designed coherent merchandised makeup line? The luxury house full line ups are uniformly confused. Prada is mediocre product across the board. Almost embarrassing. Dolce & Gabana has some fun packaging. YSL is trying with the compact. Gucci has its moments but needs an edit. Skincare has a sinikar proglen. The one bright spot is K-beauty crushing entry level pricing with efficacy. The ethos hasn’t made it into makeup in a grown up way yet but I remain hopeful. It’s all just too cute still. I think the slump is worse in high end skincare like Barbara Strum, Augustinus Bader, Sisley, Valmont, La Praire and La Mer. It alls feel the same. Expensive. Wildly. Not science forward. Even Biologique Recherche feels played. Only Noble Panacea is working a novel form factor but its name offends me too much. A full line of simple to understand “outfits” or “faces” that let’s women buy and use without it being a thing or a isn’t a couple grand just because that looks nice on a counter and in a makeup bag would crush.