Just an enigma wrapped around a hazel and peridot conundrum. Cautious. Complicated. Unexpected. Harridan. Engineer. Contrary. Seneschal of Sark.

Sark, Bailiwick of Guernsey
Joined April 2010
There seem to be lots of assumptions going on so for the avoidance of doubt: The Channel Islands are *not* part of the UK, EU or EEA. If you're visiting from the UK your EHIC won't work here, you'll need travel insurance that covers medical costs. That is all. – at Sark, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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Paging @Coughlin66 Obvs before it gets sent to me 😏 – at Sark, Bailiwick of Guernsey
Pq não fizeram esse carro ainda?
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"What are you doing?" - "Oh just playing a Switch game."
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100 % real...
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It must be said, I positively danced when I woke to the sound of heavy rain this morning. The water anxiety is very real, not just for me, but for anyone living on a small island. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6jd…
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Today is the opening of the Legal Year, which is marked by judges across England and Wales attending a service @wabbey. The Court's Justices progress from the Supreme Court to the Abbey for the service.
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Grandchild: Mémé, why don't you have a telly? Me: *furiously points* 👇
Most TV is just this now.
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On March 26, 2000, the song Blame Canada from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars. But that night something also debuted that became an immediate hit. The I Am Canadian Rant. This is the story. 🧵 1/10
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Dating after 50 is like trying to find the least damaged item in a charity shop that doesn't smell. 🤣😂🤣😂
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I know this website is mostly about spreading fascist ideology but I thought I’d break that up in your feed with a video of one of the beavers who live at Warleigh Nature Reserve washing its tummy.
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Tom Cruise: I do my own stunts Bug: hold my beer bitch
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The best one so far! Kaleb said "it’s annoying this isn’t Ai"…🤣 Vid credit: Farms & Furious IG
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This SAS story is so disappointing. I’m afraid it is one of expectation not meeting reality. I remember working for a Warrant Officer at Portland who had seen most of his flight team killed when HMS Glamorgan was hit by an Argentinian-fired Exocet missile. He was one of the funniest people I knew and could make a joke out of his experience because it was the best way to cope with the trauma he must have witnessed. It’s called ‘Gallows Humour’ and is a very human way for some to cope with traumatic situations and experiences. And as for the language, ‘swearing like a trooper’. Need I say more? People who don’t know very well me are shocked when I swear. I am quite well-spoken and know where it’s appropriate to swear and where it’s not. Bad language goes back through centuries of British history and adds emphasis and humour to the spoken word. It’s ridiculous when people swear here there and everywhere, I really dislike gratuitous bad language and using it in anger at someone isn’t my style but it feels as though there are people who wish to live in a strangely sanitised world where every single thing is ‘acceptable’ at all times. I find it tiresome. As a former matelot I learnt the art of bad language in the crewroom, I learnt that people used gallows humour and recognised it for what it was, I never thought those people actually meant what they were saying - ‘may as well break my other leg as well’ for example doesn’t actually mean it’s what that person actually means. We really need to get a grip because the SAS are who and how they are for a reason, you don’t get to be that strong, that brave and that focussed whilst being indistinguishable in attitude from the staff members on the shop floor at Marks and Spencer.
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First attempt at home made muesli was a success.
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Denmark trolling Trump epically.
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Yup. And projectiles. Plus, of course, not forgetting the legendary pencil torture. Or the psychological impact of some of the more esoteric punishments they could come up with.
Did teachers actually hit kids with rulers back in the day? 😂
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Do you all remember when this was what Twitter was all about? Taking something and properly roasting it, and not the agenda driven nonsense that it now seems to be filled with.
Well that escalated. We’ve got a Grok summary of my M&SAS Tactical Range. Well done everyone
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Well that escalated. We’ve got a Grok summary of my M&SAS Tactical Range. Well done everyone
Introducing the new M&SAS Tactical Range: M&S x SAS - designed by Monica Grenfell
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