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Sir lord Ketwa

@Alphiq

I was never meant to be happy as the rest of the human race, but simply to be great....SIR_LORD_KETWA

 Cape town
Joined March 2011
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After Robert Mugabe, Arsene wenger becomes the longest serving dictator in the world.. #Zimbabwe @Arsenal
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Hahaha! RT "@Classic_picx: RIP #MuhammadAli, pictured with Whitney Houston and Nelson Mandela in 1986. https://teapawt.org/t.co/gkfs1RYtSW"
Image from Wicked Gyal Marsha. (@Keith_a_Trip_)
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😂😂RT @Mtamerri: Camping outside #PennySparrow's office!! Today she will learn!! teapawt.org/Mtamerri/status/683877…
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Wanga Mpotulo@RoyalSuaveSA17 Dec 2015
Watch as not even one rubber bullet is shot at #ZumaMustFallMarch "You can't shoot white people, but you can shoot students though" so sad.
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Fact
@Fact27 May 2015
People who hide their feelings usually care the most
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Pinqo@_Pinqo24 Apr 2015
Looks like we skipped Autumn this year.
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"Great minds talk about ideas, average minds talk about events, and small minds talk about people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
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@slyzow22 Apr 2015
The really beautiful girls who are under the radar >
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GqirhaMarhew@GqirhaMarhew6 Sep 2014
My young nigga @Alphiq – at Mthatha, South Africa
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GqirhaMarhew@GqirhaMarhew15 Mar 2015
My young nigga @Alphiq – at Mthatha, South Africa
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Zanele@Zanny_Says13 Mar 2014
Economics 101: We export food so that we may have money to buy imported food. The ancestors are laughing at us...
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@slyzow13 Mar 2014
Maximize Profits Minimalize Overheads...High Protein Low Carbs.
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Azingce 🌸@pow_key7 Feb 2014
Resemblance right there!!!
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Paris@Aphelele_Monti18 Jan 2014
Girls who have many male friends but zikaka ezimfunayo zonke qha zikwi friendzone <3
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Pinqo@_Pinqo17 Jan 2014
:') RT @Papz_Kid: Women are jealous. I bet eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
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This wheel chair never stopped him from doing anything, from macking, hiding murders now beating people up? What a legend :"D
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Lwazi@lweyh16 Jan 2014
When I answer my phone I'm gonna say " shukushukuma ad and print helloo"
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Lil Wayne@itsLiITunechi7 Jan 2014
Just because we don't talk anymore, that doesn't mean I don't still think about you.
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Words Power@wordarchive31 May 2013
MIND BLOWN: If Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, who filmed him stepping out of the ship?
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Words Power@wordarchive31 May 2013
*24 minutes of battery left* Me: "That's enough time to finish." *6 minutes later, laptop shuts down* "Fucking liar!"
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